[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[goldandlights]

Geralt having a wash after a long day… it’s Kaer Morhen’s very own Centaur Shower! And now try to figure out how a centaur bathes 🤔

[lordvaders]

STAR WARS EPISODE II : ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) dir George Lucas

There is a great disturbance in the Force… From the sleek ships of the glimmering Coruscant skyscape to the lush gardens of pastoral Naboo, dissent is roiling. The Republic is failing, even under the leadership of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, elected ten years earlier to save the crumbling government. Separatists threaten war, and the Senate is hopelessly divided, unable to determine whether to raise an army for battle or keep the fragile peace. It is a stalemate that, once broken, could lead to galactic chaos.

[icpe]

Witcher 3, doodles #473

I can already see the questions about who is who (some characters are unrecognizable, I'm just bad at drawing lol):

1. Hey, who's that jumping off the ship? Morvran Voorhis!

2. Why does Mousesack have boobs?! I mean, he's actually got serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers??? Because a Tumblr post made me laugh so hard back in the day I almost died. Here

3. Who's burning in the water? Well, that's the Unseen Elder.

4. Who's lying in the water with a dagger in their back? That's me at the end of the day when the kids aren't at daycare. That's Skjall, and he is dead.

5. Who's on the banana boat in the middle? That's Orianna.

6. Who's sitting under Radovid next to the speaker? That's Whoreson Junior.

Guess the rest yourselves! )))

[revacholstarfish]

Got a feeling that I might get laid off soon. There's no other way to explain the ominous meeting™ it's not like they are gonna give me a raise... right?

Mentally I've prepared myself for the worst. Physically I'm not sure how to pass time until next morning as I already have much trouble falling asleep and I don't trust the pillow right now. . . Maybe I'll go and watch some Interview with the Vampire (watched an episode the other day and it was. Mind Blowing)

Anyway if I still have the job tomorrow I'll need to think of some way to celebrate (and if I do get laid off there will still be celebrations!! but it would be in a less affluent way lol)

[revacholstarfish]

I was fired!! Thanks so much for wishing me good luck guys, I slept very well last night and was therefore able to accept the news in a great mood. In addition to that, my colleague whom I trust very much reassured me that it was not my fault and it was THEIR loss lmao. I’m free!!!

[revacholstarfish]

Got a feeling that I might get laid off soon. There's no other way to explain the ominous meeting™ it's not like they are gonna give me a raise... right?

Mentally I've prepared myself for the worst. Physically I'm not sure how to pass time until next morning as I already have much trouble falling asleep and I don't trust the pillow right now. . . Maybe I'll go and watch some Interview with the Vampire (watched an episode the other day and it was. Mind Blowing)

Anyway if I still have the job tomorrow I'll need to think of some way to celebrate (and if I do get laid off there will still be celebrations!! but it would be in a less affluent way lol)

[shu-bullshit]

Ok guys it’s here. Two images under the cut. What happened that led to this post. (cw: mature!)

[pickleforstony]

cdpr was brave enough to make geralt crossdress but too much of a coward to put him in yen’s lingerie and corset.

Close-up and mild nudity below

[grimmgoetia]

the witcher 1 is really good guys trust me

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[marcy-the-martian]

14th century monk

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

man i wish

[kapitan-hurma]

Typing a character’s name into the search bar and seeing your own stupid posts is pure cringe

[padawanlost]

[animasolascreenshots]

[animasolascreenshots]

[anywhoozles]

[bruceredcloud]

2025 that's last year, the paintings that my friends gave me.😉

about geralt in the witcher 1

[chicaneryatelier]

Started reading “The Witcher: Crossroads of Ravens” and felt motivated to draw some beats!!!!

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