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you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
“We already paid for everything, so why not to revel in it?” [read more]
Okay I feel like I must share this with you because I love The Witcher for like 7 years now and I’ve always kinda shipped Geralt with Jaskier so here we go:
As a Polish long-term Witcher fan, I LOVE how much attention this ship is getting after the series! It makes me so happy! But there is one thing that makes me laugh when I compare it to the books. I’ve seen many of those super adorable fanarts and fic ideas with Jaskier taking care of Geralt and gently treating his wounds. And I adore them, they are super adorable! BUT! In the books Geralt and Jaskier are both absolute idiots when it comes to things like that. I swear, they share one brain cell and that brain cell is drunk. They have no idea at all of how to take care of themselves when it comes to health. If I remember correctly, there is a scene in the books where someone catches them pouring some of Geralt’s potions on his open wound and trying to stitch it with the thread. I feel like in many fanfics Jaskier is like “Aww, Geralt, let me gently wash your wound and then apply some ointment with love~” while in the books he was more like “pOUR yOuR tOXiC pOTiOnS On iT anD bUrN iT witH FirE aNd seE wHaT hApPeNs”.
I thought it might be usefull for some fanfic writers out there. I personally love both versions. I adore the soft vibe of Jaskier being perfect caregiver for Geralt, but I still also love the idea of them being absolute idiots with no chance for survival until some sorcerer or sorceress takes care of them.
Little Eye finished bandaging him and sat down on an upturned tub. The Witcher thanked her, examining his neatly bandaged arm. The wound was deep and quite long, extending as far as the elbow, and intensely painful when he moved it. She had put on a makeshift dressing by the seashore, but before they had got back it had begun to bleed again. Just before the girl arrived, Geralt had poured a coagulating elixir onto his mutilated forearm, and boosted it with an anaesthetic elixir, and Essi had caught them just as he and Dandelion were suturing the wound using a fishing line tied to a hook. Little Eye swore at them and got down to making a dressing herself …
I mean… It doesn’t sound that bad….
if iorveth doesn’t appear in the new witcher 3 expansion i will commit unspeakable things (go cry on my bed and have to accept we’ll never see him again)
you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?
#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case
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Halfway through “knives out wake up dead man”. The thing between Benoit and Father Jud was unreal
Witcher 3, doodles #466
I go so fucking crazy for how geralt talks to children. The way he kneels and crouches and makes himself small. The way he gentles and softens his voice. The way he asks questions in targeted ways to guide distractible kids toward actually answering him.
The way he ANSWERS kids' questions in direct and gentle ways - tries not to outright lie, is honest about his intentions and what he's trying to do, but doesn't try to sow false hope or lie for the sake of sparing their feelings
He likes kids!!!!! He gives them so much slack compared to adults!!!! They remind him of Ciri and he loves his daughter but even the kids that are nothing like her, he just likes them and he likes to make life better for them when he can 😭
love your doodles! can you draw geralt getting strung upside down while emhyr orders him to get tickled by feathers (or he does it himself).
Last line tag game
Rules: post the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you want).
Thanks @do-androids-dream-ao3acc for tagging me!!
Last lines of my WIP (what am I even writing):
Oh. Oh. Emhyr was an idiot. “Did it hurt?” “It — it passed quickly,” Geralt said.
I’d like to tag @askell-the-bee @birdycage @bittersweetbark @kapitan-hurma @thethingsido4 !! If you are amenable, of course.
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Movement nudge!
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New prototype, double sided brass spike collar in oxblood
Absolutely devastated there's nothing about Holt and Geralt on AO3. That mentor/mentee bond created as soon as Geralt leaves the security of Kate Morhen is just too delicious. I need to make them fuck. Or have Geralt have very confusing dreams about Holt. Or buy the services of the same ladies of the night as Holt did just so he can let his imagination go wild. Please don't tell me there aren't other people out there being consumed by the same brain worm I am.