The Only Way To Win Is Not To Play

20 year old Torontonian. I aspire to be an actress & my biggest dream is to move to California some day. Used to be a Nikita blog until the show got cancelled, and now it's multifandom: still some occasional Nikita, Orphan Black, Teen Wolf, and my newest obsession, Once Upon A Time, as well as some miscellaneous things. Follow me if you want virtual cookies!

[read-and-be-merry]

List of Books to Read Before You Die

1. Any book you want

2. Don’t read books you don’t want to read

3. That’s it

4. Congratulations you did it

[iammewhooaryou]

I really like this list. All my favorite books are on it.

[read-and-be-merry]

Thanks I worked really hard on it

[softlenaluthor]

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[gahdamnpunk]

This mf can seriously go choke

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

[hotvampireadjacent]

What is "giraffe blowjob"?

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[cosmic-aria]

s͡҉͚͓͚͇̱̫͙́c̴̱̥̪̘̮̀r̸̵̨̺̝̹͈̗̠̬̟͉̹̬͇͖͙͕͎̜͉á̦͎͉̫̗͔̝̲͔͢͢͞p̶̢̭͍͈͍̻͇̬͓̮̙͉̪̻̰͉̪̻̗͡p̸̴̸̢̰̪̥͍̩̦̱̱̦͓͙͇͎̤͕̳y̧̠̟̟̟̤̗̲͚̙̪̮̺̱̯͔̱̗͘͠ ̷̥͉̰͔̩̤̯͕̲̩̦̝̦̬̙̲̜̣̥́͝d͏̧͝͏̰͓̜ͅo͕̣͎͚̫̟͎̕ò̴̥̦͙̟̹̦̣͙͇̞͖̘̺͙͜

[asmodeanmelancholia]

[behind-the-student]

How I respond when my therapist suggest I do something I know I'll never do

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[dorkery]

HE HAS BEEN *SHAVED

fixed that for you

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

shorn

[nuemilee]

[reverseracism]

*me watching hollywood movies about ancient egypt*

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a farmer in the 1900s and the Grim Reaper comes to kill you. You see his scythe and put him to work. He’s been working for you for well over two years now. 

[grayingskies]

“Thanks for coming back. I was beginning to think I wasn’t gonna get to kick your cute little ass today.”

“Oh relax, bitch, I brought gifts.”

[writing-prompt-s]

You live in a world where your dreams are the memories of your alternate selves. You’ve been having a reoccurring dream about a man who stabs you. In your latest dream, after the man kills your alternate self, he looks at you.

[writing-prompt-s]

After Lucifer was kicked out of Heaven, he decided to make his own paradise. Both compete to have the best afterlife, sadly you lived a sin-free life and got sent to Heaven. God is throwing a very boring, sin-free party. You spend your time trying to get kicked out so you can go to Hell.

[writing-prompt-s]

[saythefisherman]

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

[saythefisherman]

People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal

[writemeasandwich]

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be” oh I’m sorry Thanos I couldn’t hear you over your brown pants from fucking K-Mart

[chmclromance]

I love that you can pinpoint the exact episode and moment that the flirting and oining between Jake and Amy begins

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

[jakette]

That little silent ‘Amy’ kills me EVERY. TIME. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s so soft and so certain……I can’t even. 😭😭😭😭It’s so sweet. It’s his adoration for her and disbelief (that she really does love him) all in one word! 😭😭

Also their loving looks at the end and LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY BOTH ARE!! ❤️😭❤️