i got a name

26. female. bisexual. confused about almost everything.

[heydrangeas]

I am trying soooo hard not to be annoyed with american leftists. like we get it, you are ideologically perfect and won’t compromise with anyone or take any action or donate your time or money to any material cause—but at least you post the Exact Right Things and hate everyone!! Phew!

[manny-jacinto]

all white men look the same except the white men i like. hope that helps

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[feenyxblue]

If I could offer a bit of criticism to your post Dylan, I would say that this phenomenon is not limited to blackboard, but also extends to other education websites, such as Canvas. Overall though, I agree with your point.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I agree with what other people have said above. I have noticed your reference to Dante's Inferno. Very good use of earlier texts in the course.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[redstalkingdeath]

For Destiel

[medussaurora]

No room for risk today

[patzammit]

🤞I need all the luck I can get

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[brettsgoldstein]

bisexuals be like im gonna sit in a position so uncomfortable

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[fish-to-male]

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

[ghirahims-left-shoe]

stardew valley: once per day you can kiss your spouse and get some energy back

me: that's absolutely adorable. anyway watch as I kiss my wife bye every morning when I leave the house immediately after waking up

[anotherblrbitesthedust]

i never would’ve realized this organically through gameplay because why the FUCK would i wait to kiss my spouses?!?!??! the clock is ticking very fast and there’s a million things to do in the middle of the day and at night i race back home to beat the clock to bed MORNINGS ARE FOR KISSES

[glumshoe]

hi I’m sorry but what the fuck is the statement being made here:

[thepleasuregoblin]

Look out liberals! My dog is RACIST

[glumshoe]

I would agree if it were the dog being pulled aside to reveal the flags. Symbolically, that would suggest the flag reflects the dog’s inner values. But since it’s the flag being pulled aside to reveal the dog...? It reads more like “at the core of right wing racist ideology is chihuahua”, which is just. Incomprehensible. 0/10 symbolism.

[iamoutofideas]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[johnnycrass]

me after I’ve been awake for 34 hours: I could easily be a realtor. I’m fake. I love to walk around the house.

[corpish]

I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce