Strings of Glass

She/they queer | lover of nonsense | fandom casual | fiber craft enthusiast | happy and fat | librarian | Mawrter 🦉| here since 2009

[making-friendos]

What is a horse? Nobody knows

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @nessiemonster88 this comprises all human knowledge about horses

[pink-rathian-official]

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

[acekoral]

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

[nightmarechamillian]

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

[pink-rathian-official]

You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in

[leveloneknob]

People always seem to forget this one which is the sole reason “schmovement” is so ingrained in my vocabulary

[mi-ciudad]

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

[weepingwidar]

Courtney Brims (Australian, d.o.b. unknown) - Scylla (2026)

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @punkrorschach - this is fabulous!

[buttonpoetry]

Francis Dylan Waguespack, from their book Tooth Gaps in the Archives.

[gingik]

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[foone]

in case you were wondering:

American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.

The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.

So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.

Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

[butterflypeaflowertea]

and this tweet as well

[butterflypeaflowertea]

this also

[conways]

[dilfphd]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

[therealraewest]

I appreciate the historical accuracy of the inclusion of the bounce house

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[homoquartz]

they’re so cute?? 😭 oh to be an edgy little flapper with a femme boyfriend sittin on the ground together

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[partypuppy-nastja]

These and other questions that transfems get asked every day

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[bramst]