whoever decided to make crewel-sensei trein-sensei's former student is a genius its my favourite setting of all time ‼️‼️divus-kun, always keep doing whatever u want and run fast if he tries to stop u
“First things first, then…I HAVE to know what you had Lucifer do for you!”
“Ooh, it was a lot of fun!”
“Fun?! …You had fun?! Like, fun fun?! With Lucifer?! Ooh! Now my imagination is running wild! That could mean so many things. I honestly have no idea!”
WHAT I THINK THE BROTHERS + DATEABLES SMELL LIKE BECAUSE IDK WHY NOT
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Taking a break from the horny stuff I guess because I know I just KNOW they smell so them! Mixed in with random headcannons.
It's kinda fluffy and fun and me being neurodivergent about it idk lmao have fun
Lucifer - he's so classy. Aftershave that mammon teases him for but he also secretly went and searched it up on akuzon. (It was too expensive for him). He's also probably the most clean neutral smelling of the lot just... Clean and slightly fresh, slightly metallic like ink. A little bitter if he's been drinking too much demonus, sometimes a little smoky if he sat too close to the fireplace while going through student council documents!
Mammon - I will not stand for any slander on my husband. I want to say axe but I won't he's a little classier I think 💀 but hairspray or like hair gel yknow the fake aqua-y scent of them vaguely like laundry detergent sheets. Probably chewing gum, anything from normal mint or watermelon to weird ass devildom flavours you can't wrap your mind around. But also the slight hint of metal when you wear rings/necklaces/earrings too long. He's very cosy.
Levi - He's literally one of the most hygiene conscious of the lot you can't change my mind. At all. But the chemical sweetness of energy drinks. One cologne he picked up years ago, asmo told him he smelled good and then he forever stuck with it. It's probably some sorta rare ruri chan thing. Also yknow the ozoney smell of CPUs when they run too long. And chlorine. And vaguely fishy but not in a bad way in an aquarium way. Also laundry sheets.
Satan - OLD PAPER! SWEET MUSTY OLD BOOKS!! He also ended up picking up the same aftershave as lucifer once on mistake and when he noticed they smelt the same he changed it. Vaguely like cat and that weird smell of fake fur. You can convince me he doesn't have fake fur blankets and rugs and pillow covers and everything. Nail paint, for some reason. I feel like he approaches asmo as soon as even a single nail gets chipped.
Asmo - like HEAVEN. white chocolate. Probably something rose-y but musky too. Like that typical smell of fancy face creams. And whatever bath bomb or bubbles he used that day. His clothes also get laundered separately in my head like how he has a separate bathtub. With fancier fabric softener. And potpourri but not in a grandma way in a sexy way. He just probably smells so biteable idk why. Demon pheromones or something even if they aren't real he'd find a way to 😭
Beel - Chips. I'm sorry. Not in a bad way but in a cheese and salt warm buttery toast and freshly caramelized potatos way. Also that artificial vanilla smell of protein powder. Whatever ice cream or drunk he had. But he's also got a smell of his own i think, a very warm almost spicy cinammony musky smell that stays even after he showers after his workouts. He also runs very warm so it's more apparent.
Belphie - fresh bedsheets. Not just laundry yknow how there's a clean fabric smell. Also... Insect repellent? I feel like he uses it a fair bit with the amount of time he spends in the observatory at night. Kind of a powdery clean smell too. Vaguely like candy because he never says no when beel offers him stuff. Some sort of cookies and cream body lotion asmo gifted him one christmas that he ended up loving and buying more even though he'll deny the allegations.
Diavolo - EXPENSIVE. He just smells expensive. Some sort of rare devildom cologne. Also parchment and ink. A little bit like petrichor, I think. Wet soil and greenhouse vibes. Barb also ensures his clothes are always laundered to perfection so it's always very clean, neutral and earthy. Very refined.
Barbatos - like wax, a soft floral almost clothing smell but it's not a bad one. Just strong. The warm almost bitter floral hint of whatever tea he brewed. He always samples it first before offering it to diavolo, so his breath also always is so yum. Warm buttery kitchen type smell too. Not just pastry, all sorts of breads and curries but he always tries to use fabric sprays so he doesn't offend diavolo by smelling to strong. Poor dia never minds.
Simeon - also one of the best smelling of the lot. Almost woodsy, green chlorophyll type smell. Some sort of delicate rose lavender perfume that was marketed to women but he just shrugged when he saw it because it smelled so good. Also coffee! Almost. Cafe like smell because between him brewing coffee and luke constantly bringing back whatever he baked at barbatos', purgatory hall smells so good anyway.
Solomon - like bay leaves and cinammon when burned. Warm ashy spices. He also uses a lot of hair product, and a lot of stuff that asmo leaves on his bathroom shelf, he will randomly spray on so it's never knowing what you'll get. Also there's something almost damp and musty and archaic smelling under everything but it's hard to pin down and never bad.
Raphael - also very clean and neutral in my head. Yknow how birds smell like pet parrots when you sniff them? And the powder athletes use. I can't explain it. Pigeon boy brt
Mephistopheles - also rich bitch smelling. Intentionally over the top cologne but it works for him. Like fresh fabric, how stuff smells in expensive stores. Kinda like car grease? And yknow when newspapers get wet and they leave a sweet musty smell. That.
Idk why i even started this but it ended up longer than i thought it would LMAO
Thirteen - I'm torn between saying she smells like candy and that she smells like fire and wood. It's both, probably. Sweet and spicy and sort of like bubblegum. Old worn cotton or the sweet smell of old clothes ykwim.
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Also why did you guys sleep on the levi and lucifer headcannons 😀 go read 🔫😔🔪 jk ily guys
Lmk what you thought and if you have more thoughts because I'm curious! Much love