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[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[reverse-boygirl]

happy finals week to those who celibate

[latent-hedonist]

Wanna learn how to develope a deep and wild sex thing for mundane woodworking? I will either teach you how to do that or not how to do that. Not both. Can't switch em up toooo often haha lol. Doesn't even take up subconscious space in your day to day. I take payment in cash and bones if you have them

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Side effects include but are not limited to: Magic boner spasms, feeling shame towards trees(important part of the experience), us making sweet love in your dreams sometimes(important wizard healing trick)

[reverse-boygirl]

i left a like on this post, then saw that i was the only note, so i removed it out of malice. best wishes

[evilwizard]

no i will not be cleaning the cobwebs around my tower. whereas some of you may see a spider infestation, i see a spider opportunity

[lumabi]

It’s not a bug it’s a feature

[t00thpasteface]

unauthorized fucking thing

[6qubed]

grispin' him

[reverse-boygirl]

o to be so held

[reverse-boygirl]

there's just something about the way the green brothers say their Ls

[giffrey-blog]

Tell me more

[reverse-boygirl]

they don't give them the same shape in their mouths

[animentality]

[giffrey-blog]

Random Nepali got the second most votes?

Imagine you are one of the other candidates and not only do you lose, you lose in 3rd to literally any random person in Nepal.

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[reverse-boygirl]

there's just something about the way the green brothers say their Ls

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[witchblade]

tries to save it prolongs its suffering

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[zoi-no-miko]

Everything about this is amazing, but especially the addition.

[meshugenist]

[tj99er]

Why are you doing that? What the fuck is wrong with you??

[maidthings]

it's uncanny how easy it is

[reverse-boygirl]

imagine paying a stripper with two-dollar bills

[reverse-boygirl]

Silver Dollars

[reverse-boygirl]

imagine paying a stripper with two-dollar bills

[woodwool]

pepsi for grandpa

[reverse-boygirl]

i want to believe the full runtime of the video is just the lobster having some slow sips on the pier

[lilylilium]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).