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i have some... things
that is all
is this ur Christmas list (or Hanukkah I’m not sure which one you celebrate)
links to help matthew rushin
links to help keith lamar
information on rocky myers
petition for kenneth reams
petition for pervis payne / more information
links for black mental health support
please add if you have more information + non change.org petitions
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: She was asian
Movie:
reblogging for the last two
Book: he asked calmly.
Movie:
True Fact that wasn’t even scripted and Daniel Radcliffe felt Genuine Terror at this moment
Ah yes, whitewashing
Never forget this
We were promised ROYALTY in the books. Instead we got this whitewashed shit. I mean yeah the girls pulled it off BUT STILL. I’LL NEVER GET OVER THIS. EVER.
Parvati and Padma were described as the “best-looking girls in their year at yule ball” and THAT FUCKED UP SHIT IS WHAT THE MOVIE GAVE US
Just because they twins doesnt mean they have to wear matching outfits! in the book one of them was wearing blue and other wore pink. not this stupid orange-pink lehengas
That’s not a lehenga. That’s a kendriya vidyalaya girls'school uniform but coloured.
Reblogging for that sick burn
YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?
Here’s a list of black YA leads! And ten Native American protagonists! And a list of ladies who love ladies in YA! And genderqueer / transgender YA leads! And more queer titles! And 2015 / 2016 YA books with Asian / East Asian leads! And bisexual YA leads! And Muslim YA leads! And asexual YA leads! And YA Interrobang’s entire section on diverse YA fiction! *confetti*
PLEASE REBLOG THIS
what's happening right now is absolutely awful and so unfair... to all my black mutuals and non mutuals please take care
Black Mental Health Matters carrd
apologies for how horrifically late I am with these! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a sweater!
rb with your love at first sight character, like as soon as you saw them, you’re like that’s mine
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited.
Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?
Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…
BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’
Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.
And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’
They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]
reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg
If this is your first time seeing the Salt & Pepper Diner story, I envy you. Sometimes I wish I could hear it again for the first time.
For anyone who needs an honest, wholesome laugh today - here is one of the greatest comedy moments in modern history.
while this elliot page news is really great and cause for celebration, please don’t what’s going on in the uk right now go ignored. the court has essentially banned hormone blockers for under 16′s, and kids who have been on waiting lists for years are having their endicrinology appointments cancelled, and those already on hormone blockers are having their perscriptions withheld. this is after the country’s only private trans healthcare provider being banned a few months ago.
trans people in the uk are really legitimately scared right now, and we need everyone to be loud about it.
there is currently a crowdfunding campaign to fund 2 legal investigations to try and get this appealed.
please share this and donate if you can
the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family
Just saying this is truly one of the best “discourse” posts on this site like……this hits the nail directly on the head re: what is going on with language right now and everyone pushing back in the notes only serves to further prove the point it’s making
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There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, or with enjoying sex work
There’s no modifiers to this, btw. Not “its okay to be a sex worker if you have no other options” or “its okay to be a sex worker but also you poor poor victim”. No. It is okay to be a sex worker. Full stop.
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
ok so i went ahead and made this into a fanfic actually
Our GM Mike did a dramatic reading and made this: https://youtu.be/hhR2kN6_4gw
you wouldn’t rickroll a person who wrote grinch x tony the tiger fanfic for you, would u?
just to spite the anon who got my blog flagged and reported my other posts for spam. i’m a mom of 2 girls who can’t work my normal job due to the corona virus pandemic and i don’t have any other income besides the odd jobs i do online. i sell content, jokes, social media help, etc. if any of that interests you, please let me know what i can provide for you. because of my posts being reported i have not gotten much financial help in the past week since my blog has been flagged and is only visible on the dashboard to people who have nsfw filters off and most of my bills are past due. even money for groceries or gas and diapers helps. thank you.
my cashapp/venmo are unclefather
just reblogging to spite ANOTHER anon reporting my posts offering services. please consider buying something from me because with bills piling up it will be very hard for us during the holidays. i offer almost anything and if i don’t explicitly say it in posts, you can message me to find out what i can provide that would benefit you. thank you!
I am going batshit actually
not for any reason it's just 12am so I've decided to run around the foyer in circles screaming a song to wake the dead from their petty slumbers and possibly tip over a waxen candle thus setting fire to the undeserving curtains all bc my enclosure doesn't provide adequate enrichment activities
i want. all of u to know this. was written specifically to shame a cat. i read her all the comments and she DOESN'T care, she is a monument of indifference the cat. is. a pillar of callousness bc. she has seen the entire breadth of existant sins & is already bored
Can we please see the cat?
her name is minty (short for The Government)
gaudy i know people say this a lot and it really is dramatic...
but i would fucking die for minty. i would take a bullet for her. heck, if she wants to scream at 12 am she has every right!!!