Keeping those Sentries firing

"You aren't going to torch me are you? We ARE on the same side afterall." Sergio chuckles, giving the Pyro a light jab. "... You need a name.. Cole works doesn't it? Let's call you Cole."

The Pyro tilted his head curiously. “My mond manna mm halld hole.” (I don’t wanna be called Cole.)

He bites his lower lip, he wasn’t entirely sure what they had said but figured that was either a ‘no’ or 'what are you talking about?'. Scratching his chin he tries to think of another name but instead decides to try being funny.

“What about coal?" He cracks a wide smile.

He huffed and flipped a switch to a device on his shoulder strap that connected to his mask. An electrical hum was heard, followed by a soft, robotic voice. “Why exactly are you trying to name me, Mister?” He folded his arms, “I like

Pyro.”

Sergio shrugs his shoulders, he just wanted to give them a more casual name than Pyro. If they didn't want one though he wasn't going to pry."I figured you could use one, I mean I don't run around being called Engineer do I? There's more than one engineer around here, calling me that won't get you much of a response... But uh, Sergio is my name."

He holds out a hand to them.

#candycoatedpyro

"You aren't going to torch me are you? We ARE on the same side afterall." Sergio chuckles, giving the Pyro a light jab. "... You need a name.. Cole works doesn't it? Let's call you Cole."

The Pyro tilted his head curiously. “My mond manna mm halld hole.” (I don’t wanna be called Cole.)

He bites his lower lip, he wasn't entirely sure what they had said but figured that was either a 'no' or 'what are you talking about?'. Scratching his chin he tries to think of another name but instead decides to try being funny.

"What about coal?" He cracks a wide smile.

#candycoatedpyro

(( no one ever wants to do shit with my pyro ))

[[ If it makes you feel better I’ve been meaning to talk to you but I’m too scared to ;u; ]]

(( srsly I’m no one to be scared of and my pyro’s p friendly so why don’t you drop something in my ask or whatever ;w; ))

I'm just ridiculously scared of literally everyone omg but yeah I'll type something up for you gimme a second \(;w;)/ ]]

(( no one ever wants to do shit with my pyro ))

#1 skeleton pun plz #out of sentries

[[ If it makes you feel better I've been meaning to talk to you but I'm too scared to ;u; ]]

#out of sentries

docile-potato

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

tiaraturnabout

I call bullshit

tiaraturnabout

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

dotanon

…i would like a joke….

"... Oh." Rene blinked and saw the brothers. "... Scott, who is zhis fetching man~?" He purred and swayed his hips while walking towards Sergio.

The brothers had an equal look of absolute terror but they couldn’t look away from the gruesome scene, it was like watching two school buses colliding in slow motion.

You just can’t look away.

Sergio is hesitant to speak but finally manages to utter the words.

"I’m his brother."

#tfgrps #trigger warning #HORROR

Arranged (closed rp with reverse-engineer-it)

"I-I’m your f-fiance…"he whimpered, looking down at his feet.

He smiles, moving a bit in his chair. "Well Abel, why don't you sit down with me." He pauses, patting the spot next to him. He proceeds to get another glass for Abel, he figures they could use a drink.

"Tell me a little bit about yourself?"

#the-chef-of-tf2

"G'day Mate."

The two brothers seem oblivious to Scarlett’s greeting, one sitting at a table staring at his breakfast, the other pouring copious amounts of sugar into his mug of coffee. He turns to look at Scarlett and a toothy smile etches it’s way onto his face.

"What’s up uh… I don’t know you name but I’m certain it’s something pretty." He chuckles, taking a sip of his coffee.

sheilawithagun

Scarlett fell back, leaving the shiv in his leg and covering her face. “Now you’ve gone and done it!!” Scarlett then took out an ax that she stole from one of the opposing team’s Demomen. “Everything above your neck is going to be my new shower!!!”

#i forgot to tag you #sheilawithagun

The older brother chuckles, the sharp pain in his leg hard to ignore but not possible. He was aware he didn’t have a weapon and he was fine with that, it wasn’t a winnable battle so he might as well have some fun with this psychopath before she keeps her promise.

"Well I don’t know if you’ve noticed but uh…" He indicates the stitches keeping his head and neck intact. "My heads kinda already remove-able…. Hell I could take it off right now if you’d like." He stumbles forward and holds out a hand.

"My named Sergio, I’d love to get to know you when you aren’t being a murderous son of a bitch.”

Arranged (closed rp with reverse-engineer-it)

He came down, trembling timidly. He saw who it was and tried to compose himself. It was hard for the young, virgin boy.

He stares at them, they almost seemed to be shrinking the more he analyzed them. He felt dumbfounded, was he really getting stuck with them? He could’ve sworn he’d met them before but can’t quite piece it together.

"Do I… Do I know you? Aren’t you the bakers kid?"

"M-My name’s Abel Nightingale,"he said timidly. His voice was soft.

toastyhat-deactivated20180203

He scoffs, this had to be some kind of joke. "Well what are you going to do, make me a sandwich? Least you could do is not wear a gown, I don't think it suits you well."

all-funny-memes

Your Super Villian Name and Title

zavocado

Storm Doom the Immortal of the Living? Uhhh???

potatophantom74

Flare Shot, The Richest of the Living.

pvnish

killer killer, the richest of asia

killer killer

haychen

GREY CYBORG, THE TERROR OF MEN

toastheaven

INFINITY TEMPTER, THE FEARED OF WOMEN

why do women fear me

mrbiggsproductions

KILLER KILLER THE MISTAKE OF THE FUTURE

KILLER KILLER

BIGGS YOU’RE THE MOON MOON OF THE SUPERWORLD

rustytimeboy-deactivated2016030

DOOM KILLER, THE MISTAKE OF WOMEN,

tlnkeringtexan-deactivated20171

KILLER CYBORG, SURVIVOR OF THE FUTURE

Red One, Ruler of Asia.

Grey Sword The Monarch

#cool #out of sentries

Be back later, going to draw and them watch some supernatural

Dear Abel, please make a pizza for dinner, I've been DYING to have pizza ever since October came around. With love, Sergio

What kind of pizza do you want? I can make any sort you’d like~