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shitswiftiessay

Joe Alwyn has a new girlfriend and swifties are being VERY NORMAL about it 🤡

theflightofapollo

If Taylor Swift isn't MAGA then why does she love MAGA?

toqaelgimizy

Hello,

Our handsome man Joe Alwyn and Sarah Pidgeon seen together recently in Fort Greene, New York City.🥰

Byyye!!

Tbh: I'm happy for him but I'm afraid from certain lunatics who won't leave him alone 🫠

May Allah protect him🫰🏻

joesalw

EXCUSE ME Y'ALL???? I HAD TO LOG IN AFTER 96372899 YEARS BECAUSE THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE

joealwynsblog

RUMOR: Joe Alwyn lands huge role in new TV adaptation of classic spy novel

According to The Sun, the upcoming BBC/MGM+ series Legacy of Spies, an adaptation of John le Carré’s novels, will feature Joe Alwyn in a major role alongside Hugh Laurie.

Matthew Macfadyen, who Joe recently worked with on Seance on a Wet Afternoon, is also set to star as one of the leads. While the main cast reportedly began filming back in April, Hugh Laurie was only confirmed last week, and actors like Dan Stevens (who is set to play Bill Haydon) haven't even started shooting yet. Given that the timeline of the book splits between two different eras, it’s highly likely Joe will be part of the present-day storyline, which explains why his casting is only surfacing now.

Obviously, The Sun isn’t the most reliable source, so we’re better off waiting for an official announcement from the BBC, hopefully sometime over the coming weeks.

shitswiftiessay

They are a cult.

shitswiftiessay

thornytulip

Does Taylor even care at all about anything happening in the world or is she just done talking forever now because she just simply just doesn't care at all

thememedaddy

shitswiftiessay

They still deny that they’re in a cult.

st-pam

coolbattlegirl

Reblogging for the future

st-pam

coolbattlegirl

Reblogging for the future

shitswiftiessay

According to swifties:

“BEST FRIENDS”

“NOT FRIENDS AT ALL, SHE DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL!!”

marshmellowtea

Haters love to talk about how 22 year old Taylor dated an 18 year old but never how John Mayer was 32 and taking advantage of Taylor Swift when she was only 19. That's a much more problematic age gap.

A) it's actually 22 and 17 and she did a lot of creepy predatory shit during their relationship and i'm gonna smack you for downplaying that to defend your token white woman 🤗

B) "much more problematic age gap" i didn't realize we were ranking predatory behavior now. i guess the trauma i experienced doesn't matter cuz i was 16/17 when i fell into an unhealthy relationship with a 22 year old woman who used me for my nudes, good to know anon 🙄

C) i didn't really feel the need to address her relationship with john mayer because frankly that was not relevant to the conversation of "questionable behavior taylor did herself" and more people than you seem to think do in fact think that age gap was creepy and wrong and i don't feel like preaching to the choir buddy

D) the woman who was taken advantage of by an adult man went on to take advantage of a teenage boy in a vulnerable place? wow. that never happens. cycle of abuse whom /s (seriously though someone can be a victim and a perpetrator they don't necessarily cancel each other out. i know nuance is hard for this website but i can believe she didn't deserve to be taken advantage of by john mayer while still finding her dating a 17 year old gross and predatory, because both are true!)