[l0verseyes]

cupid 💞

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[dontswallow]

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[quasi-normalcy]

Remember today's lesson: whining alone solves nothing but whining en masse can solve a great deal

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[unbelievablekats]

Trump should be publicly executed via guillotine

[not-avril]

Fallout season 2 would save me

[kaijudove]

that chimera ain't right

[son-flower]

happy dunmeshi anime day

[battymoonflower7]

ID: A meme with Laios Touden from Delicious in Dungeon drawn working a grill. He is smiling with one hand doing a thumbs-up. Caption reads 'Autism Be Damned / My Boy Can Work A Grill'. /End ID

[apocalypseswhore]

[utrada]

man i love good omens

[sunfishsiestalah]

when you're covered in sweat, tomato sauce, and 10 hours of shift but your coworker still looks at you like you're his sun and stars

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

[apjvff]

Happy New Year :)