i love my gf

if you're hungry eat a snack if you're sleepy take a nap when I nap I hit the sack I touch my crack and wack my jack im 25 - they

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[rexbolt]

everyone lets all become more butch NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[feldfrog]

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

[mychemicalraymance]

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

[beesmygod]

lmfao i am too old to be reading posts from people sincerely pissed off that their art keeps getting comparisons to one of the modern masters of illustration. oh poor baby. that must be so hard

[beesmygod]

"i hate when people compare me to other artists" your audience likely lacks the vocabulary to articulate what those similarities are and why they resonate with the art bc arts education has been in the toilet for 60 years. they are complimenting you using language available to them under a framework unique to their personal experiences. what you want is a collection of dolls with a pull string you can use to elicit specific praises.

you gotta have some grace lol

[beesmygod]

its been long enough now i can say the artist who the person who spurred this post was freaking out over being compared to was yoshitaka amano. can you imagine lmfao

[rexbolt]

this is my new cat

she has a tattoo in her ear because shes from winnipeg

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rexbolt]

my last straw with instagram was a cat influencer with a morbillion followers fervently insisting that cats can see in the dark "just as well as we do"

[cogneartive]

if you are making a personal purchase for fun and you feel guilty about it always remember at least you are not paying for a gacha game amen

[kaiablomst]

Getting feedback on my shapes