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@rexweatherman
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
world heritage post
Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
world heritage post
a horse? like from the 100 gecs song? bro, you know those aren’t real, right?
I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.
Pretend this post is the coronavirus.
If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.
Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.
at this point i’ve gotten infected at least 3 times
thanks for the infection <3
ive rb’d this t h r e e t i m e s today :”)
I’ve honestly lost count of how many times I’ve gotten “infected” today.
First time seeing this post, let's see how many times it comes back
Oh look, twice already
I'm wHEEZING
frog haters get the tooth bat
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd” “What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
*random noise*
*random noise back*
@concrete-shadows
“Hey bitch brat”
“That’s not even fair”
* leans back and screams *
“What!”
*throws my full water bottle at them* “give me the remote you cunt”
“you had it for like twelve hours”
“you’re a little bitch. now gimme the remote”
“heeeey sis bro. sis. queen. sister. my favourite relative.”
“who do i need to bury this time?”
“can I show you how my pecks pop now?”
“ITS LIKE 11 AT NIGHT GO THE FUCK TO BED AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM”
“HEY ASSHOLE WAKE UP”
“……..dude what the fuck…..get out of my room????”
“Hey *nickname* I’m back!”
“I don’t care.”
*Kicks door open*
“I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT TO THE BATHROOM!”
*Walks into room* “Do the dishes mom says.”
*under my breath when she leaves* “I think not.”
,,,,noted
hey have two more:
sibling opens door faster than sonic the fucking hedgehog: “WHATCHA DOING”
“WHY”
*walks in sibling’s room* “mom says get up”
“yeah ok gimme a minute”
thank
“hello”
“yes”
“yes”
“yes”
“yes”
“indeed”
“correct”
-
“what is U P"
-
“hemnlo”
“uwu”
-
“BitCH!,
”‘fucKER"
my sister justrefers to me as “the roach“ or just Bitch
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.
That update killed me😅
I would like to unanimously agree that, on December 31st, we all use the hashtag
#2020isoverparty
Good morning only to ppl who wear their face masks over their noses
wearing the mask with the nose poking out is the wildest thing to me... like... what are you doing? it's like using a condom but poking a hole in the tip... it's like wearing a seat belt, but perforating it so it tears of at the slightest impact... it's like putting on a high-vis vest under your shirt... as if those people are only interested in the inconvenience not the protection
Dashcon is BACK!
Hello everyone! I am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for Dashcon 2021!
That’s right! Coming March 2021, we will be holding the second official Dashcon in Schaumburg Illinois, featuring panels such as:
Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
An Introduction to ABO
Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
Bernie, AOC, and other Woke Baes: Why We Love Them, and What They Mean for Our Ships
a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend
and acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles!
Donate here to help make Dashcon the best it can be! 💜
*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit.
Please let this be a fucking joke.
I assure you this is not a joke! We take Dashcon very seriously, and hope you’ll click on the donation link above and consider helping us make 2021 the best it can be!
DASHCON IS BACK AND THIS TIME IM PISSING IN THE BALLPIT
Fuck it *becomes a mushroom*
literate-chaos:
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i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning.
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately.
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves:
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.
This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.
Not my blog type, I dont care.
Reblog for awareness. Do it.
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Boost this or so help me
I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”
I
Don’t
Care
If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.
And one last thing
TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW
I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.
So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.
I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.
@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song
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BOOOST!!!
@tvdluxury @therealbeesechurger @thehugwizard @bisexual-confusion @bisexual-genderfluid-fan @ineffable-writer @ineffablyferal @wsherlockscottholmesblog @keeperofthedetective @johannadc @smolanxiouscatvoid @genderkwerfirebird @consultingravenclaw221b @sherlookoverthere221b @ everyone who sees this
IF YOU CAN HELP, PLEASE, HELP!!
BOOST!!!!!
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@amazingphil @butteryplanet @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @boykeats @coffeeacademia @contemporaryartdaily @chuckgroenink @connorfranta @danielhowell @dcrkacademia @dailyhangover @forestlore @fuckyeahtattoos @funnyordie @garden-of-vegan @humansofnewyork @hipster-aesthetics @iglovequotes @just-shower-thoughts @just–space @justgirlythings @lostaff @matthewgrantanson @messythoughtsandscribbledplots @not-close-to-straight @nasa @overfierce @pukicho @punkfaery @pusheen @perks-of-being-chinese @strange-aeons @staff @socalledlad @science-junkie @thatsthat24 @the-modern-typewriter @theoblongboy @thevoidhasteeth @writing-prompt-s @witchy-queer @xx-thedarklord-xx The point of social media is to connect people far away, and a large part of that is connecting them to the help they need
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