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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@rexytheretriever
I'm gonna try get back into writing. If people send me pictures I'll write a facesitting/farting or if you give me suggestions for kinks I'll try write it.
Message me on twitter if you want: @imyourseat
this is superior humor
I have some to add:
cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over
tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
reblog in case you need these
no pls im begging you
It’s all the ass slapping for me
LARRY!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE THE MUSKY SCENT OF A MAN'S ASS
I love the scent of musky ass at the end of the day or first thing in the morning…
Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.
Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!
Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.
don’t feel pressured to reblog just have some positive vibes on your dash :)
I want to see one in the style of a Facebook shirt
"Never mess with a proud Asian mother with a perfect gay son born in March"
coming out as trans on other platforms: carefully worded statement, thoughtful reflection on my responsibilities as a public figure
coming out as trans on tumblr: SKIDDLE SKIDADDIDALE MY NAME IS ABIGAIL
You guys, this is romance author and all-round good egg Alisha Rai. Go read her books, they’re diverse and amazing!
So I am reblogging again because I wanted to give this woman some credit. I am physically restraining myself to laugh.
i ShOuLd Go DoWn To GeOrGiA
I genuinely laughed out loud. Gotta admit, they had me in the first half. ….the devil went down to Georgia
Some more classic Pirate Pride Flags!! <3
You can send me submissions directly on my blog or via DM! <3
‘there sea don care if ya like a lady or a man o somethin elsr intirely, ever’one gotta sweep the deck at some point
Can you help me write a scene for my story? The scene is about two beefy jocks rubbing there sweaty butts on there frail step brother after football practice. I can send you the story is far if you are interested
Sure, go for it, I've been meaning to do writing again :3 does sound hot as well
Facebook PSA
Hey all, a little Social Media PSA if you have the Facebook App on your phone.
With the last update, Facebook began tracking something called ‘off-Facebook Activity’ which keeps up with all apps and browsing you do off of Facebook and collects that information with the purpose of targeting ads… which means they’re selling it to ad agencies. This includes access to any banking apps on your phone and your spending habits.
Not only is this a major breech of privacy that Facebook didn’t have to tell us about when they updated the app, it’s, of course, automatically turned on.
To turn it off, go into your Facebook app, pull up the menu from the main screen [the button with the three horizontal lines] scroll down to security and privacy, find ‘Off-Facebook Activity’ and hit the button that lets you manage your history to see all the apps it’s been collecting from. From there, you can clear the information it’s already collected, and there will be a button regarding ‘Future activity’ where you can turn the ‘feature’ off, at which point Facebook with give you an ‘ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT US COLLECTING YOUR INFORMATION TO SELL YOU THINGS???’ screen. Yes, yes you are sure. Because this is disgusting.
Facebook made this super hard to find, so I’ve written up instructions for how I got through it (on my app - I don’t know if there are other versions where it’s different):
From Facebook, go to the Menu by clicking on the three horizontal lines on the top right of the screen.
Scroll down to the bottom and select the Settings & Privacy drop-down menu.
Then select Settings (the first option under the drop-down).
This will take you to a screen showing multiple headers with lists of links under them
Scroll down to Your Facebook Information and select Off-Facebook Activity.
The next page has a short explanation of Off-Facebook Activity. Click Manage Your Off-Facebook Activity after the What You Can Do header.
This will take you to a screen with an option to Clear History (which I recommend). To actually turn off this feature, you will have to click the three dots at the top right of the screen and select the Manage Future Activity option that pops up.
This will take you to a page explaining in more detail what they’re doing. Select the Manage Future Activity at the bottom of the page.
THEN you can finally select the toggle to turn off Future Off-Facebook Activity.
If it’s glowing blue with the circle on the right side, it’s active, and if it’s gray with the circle on the left side, it’s off.
Just went and checked this out and yikes on a stick
Yuck. I just did this.
Queen
Give her her own tv show