reyalsnoil

[oiimoi]

dimension 20 is at its peak when Brennan and Lou are just fucking yelling at each other

[reyalsnoil]

SAMALAMADINGDONG IS REAL. I REPEAT IT IS REAL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[reyalsnoil]

Sometimes I've realised from rewatching past eps of CloHo is that according to Van, Cadswitch Gotch is also cursed, alongside Maxwell. In the third episode, Van, hearing that Max is the seventh Gotch son, says that hes cursed, most likely a rumor that they recieved, which Wealwell gleefully corrobates, which I interpret as an older sibling doing what an older sibling. In a more recent episode, episode 8, they find a letter from Cadswitch to Comfrey about his grandchildren from Longspot, where he remarks that Maxwell, like himself, is the youngest of 7. We don't know which rumors are true, and i doubt we've even heard half of them, but if it is true, and both Maxwell and Cadswitch are both cursed, i wonder in what way they are cursed. My initial thought is this curse is being 'sky-eyed', something deemed by the upper classes, where the Gotches herald from, a bad thing, something reserved for those of lower wealth and status. It could be something to do with Max being a 'rowdy' or Max having incredible bloodlust causing him to go 'dead-eyed', but our information on Cadswitch limits any conclusion. Still an interesting thing to note, that I hope will have some bearing on future interactions

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN PUT HIM IN THE DOME

[reyalsnoil]

it killed me that in TWO episodes people have interacted with Mr boob, and no response was given. He was one of one to say they have a job making over x amount of money (it was a large number), and then in this one he was given a question to say, declaring they were an alien. They were elected to wear Ally's glasses, but were referred to as 'the Alien'. I get that youtube celebrities are not high on the radar for Dropout talent, but none of the audience, which there were in both episodes, having a response surprised me

[reyalsnoil]

Demi was amazing this episode, absolutely hillarious. Him saying 'and a Partridge in a pear tree' following Ally's declaration of '3 guns, two snakes, 1 heart' killed me. Him running with the bit of both giving away money, and loving smoking cigarettes were imo my favourite bits of the episode. Hats off to you

[thistlerock]

Im a sucker for brotherly love I think at any given moment Wealwell is either standing extra far away from everyone or SO close to Maxwell that they're physically sharing body heat no in between. I have not forgotten those episode 3 hug and "I put my arm around him" "he nuzzles into you" s this is favourite brother and it's not a secret activity. Wealwell has to be a weirdo about it but he looooves his huge (muscular, bloodthirsty,) baby brother. (I guess it's not been explicitly stated what height Wealwell is and with minis it's hard to tell but I personally think he, like Maxwell, is pretty tall but seems much smaller next to him since he's not as wide.)

Also since Maxwell is so insistent on the fact that he's solid my personal headcanon is that over the years Wealwell has either straight up lied for him or caused a scene to take the heat off of Max a lot. Like with the Zephyr. He then always acts like he had no idea (also like with the Zephyr) and honestly Maxwell still isn't sure if it was ever on purpose but he appreciates it. Also they're presumably the only brothers with some adventurous Whimsy (Maxwell believing in both Zood and Goldbeard's gold ((though he wasn't interested in pursuing that)) and Wealwell at least believing in Goldbeard's Gold and, like, maybe Zood?? It's not like he complained about anything and he seemed happy to imagine a mouse with big hands that might live there.) They're also both weird and unsettling in different ways (I think Max is autistic and Wealwell is...not neurotypical. Idk what it is I'll figure it out) and shouldn't be that far apart in age so I can see them drifting towards each other more than any of their other brothers growing up. Idk. That's my thoughts on those two for the day they love each other even if they can't be normal about it

[lynneyginnyjoan]

see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli

[islandoforder]

daisuke being able to shoot before initiative and try to snipe their warriors and bringing out the box of doom literally before the fight starts is both so cool and also utterly insane

[reyalsnoil]

Max could have potentially killed 4 Fehujar bankers on the meat grinder turn. Brennan didnt know that the description on the sheets that the IH had listed the damage as 10d10, averaging 55 damage, and Brennan instead gave it the value of 6d10, averaging 33 damage. We know from Marya critting on a Fehujar banker and dealing 51 damage, which Brennan says is 1 damage away, and then giving her a bonus damage to 1-shot them that the bankers have 52 hit points. Prior to Max's turn, 3 Fehujar bankers, who were hit by the dragons breath, jump onto the Zephyr. Them plus the Fehujar banker on the flying penny farthing/velocipede makes four, the amount of attacks Max has if he expends a grit point. This means that on the meat grinder turn, Max could grab the flying banker, roll an average 55 damage, killing them in one hit, roll a 5 or 6 ti recharge (which in the episode he did) then go on to grapple the 3 other bankers on the deck on his next three attacks, put them on the deck, dealing an average of 55 damage, killing them, and successfully recharging the propellor on all the attacks, which he does in the episode. In short, Max could have killed 4 men with a fan, creating a thriving meat business, and causing Wealwell to projectile vomit. This has been my TED talk.

[reyalsnoil]

Van Chapman is a warlock. This a simple answer to how she has eldritch blasts. However, I believe that Chapman is a multiclassed fighter-warlock, 5 levels in fighter 1 level i warlock. I reached this conclusion bc when Pappy was using his second wind after being retrieved by Little One and Monty, Brennan says its 1d10 + levels in fighter, but Siobhan says 1d1p + 5. Ergo, 5 levels in fighter, and 1 level in warlock. My best guess for what warlock patron Van has is Pact of the Fathomless from Tashas or Pact of the Lurker in the Deep from UA. However, seeing the other Intrepid Heroes' classes, it is likely to be homebrewed with some nautical ties, maybe functioning similarly to other two pacts I've previously mentioned

[torbek]

fanart for the most recent campaign, in honor of brennan’s fantastic portrayal of a little hat before he left dropout and katie’s takeover as ultimate dm

[wadork]

hi, i had this in my backpocket for over a month, sorry losa for keeping this away from yall for so long

song: Hermanas de leche

off topic me stuff:

i finished the 1st year of uni

hole mole

i dont have many plans ahead of me this summer, a lot of things are piled up for june and the far-off july is a dry savanna in comparison.

theres a lot of uni work that i can post on tumblr if anyone is interested, so keep your eyes peeled ig.

june will be pretty fun, i have a p. big animatic thats in the making, as well as a bunch of misc drawings to make for friends [and you, dear reader, can contribute to the pile by giving me money in exchange for drawings!!!]

anyway thats it i think. ty for reading

[asepriterico]

i couldnt make the loop fluid enough

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

All Emberz weapons revealed!

And within minutes of me finishing the Barazushi post, Nintendo started revealing the Emberz kits. That's some timing! Anyway, here are the remaining 15 kits! Officially translated names are not available at time of posting, but will be edited in once they've been revealed.

Aerospray: Burst Bomb/Splattercolor Screen

Splattershot: Burst Bomb/Kraken Royale

.96 Gal: Angle Shooter/Tacticooler

L-3 Nozzlenose: Splat Bomb/Inkjet

Dynamo Roller: Point Sensor/Killer Wail 5.1

Big Swig Roller: Torpedo/Triple Splashdown

Dread Wringer: Curling Bomb/Crab Tank

Hydra Splatling: Sprinkler/Big Bubbler

Splat Dualies: Fizzy Bomb/Big Bubbler

Dualie Squelchers: Point Sensor/Splattercolor Screen

Undercover Brella: Curling Bomb/Killer Wail 5.1

Blaster: Squid Beakon/Crab Tank

Octobrush: Autobomb/Kraken Royale

Tri-Stringer: Angle Shooter/Inkjet

Splatana Stamper: Autobomb/Booyah Bomb

And that's it for the Emberz weapons. I really like these as a whole! There's a couple of real duds in there but overall these seem really fun. I'm really looking forward to trying the Dynamo, Dread, and Stamper most of all, but what are y'all's favourites?

[reyalsnoil]

IM SO HYPED FOR SPLATOON, WE GOT FED, NEW SPINOFF GAME, 3RD KITS AND NEW MAP IM SO FUCKING EXCITED, LETS GO