mr. bone's wild ride

ALSO AT COUPDEGRAVY.TUMBLR.COM Hiyo, I'm Matthew (AKA urmille literally everywhere on the internet) and I draw/procrastinate a lot.

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art dump 

[gulabiprincess]

but like realistically

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Visit Original Link

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lornacrowleys

[eugeniedanglars]

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

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[rhennet]

art dump #5000

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[laimpia]

When bae asks for u to put it all in n ur like “thats all folks”

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THIS IS AMAZING

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I AM A 21 YEAR OLD FUCKING GOD DAMN ADULT I SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING LOSIGN MY GOD DA MN SHIT OVE RTHIS RIGHT NOW

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apparently butterfly had a music video

[madcatnobody]

this is the worst music video i have ever seen in my life

[rhennet]

I'm going to get back into Tera I swear

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(Text from the TV show Parks and Recreation, inspired by this photoset.)

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[cloisteredself]

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

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This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

[babygoatsandfriends]

MEEEEEEEH

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A squirrel poses with a snowball while another makes sure to capture the moment on camera.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

the "gay" squad

aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

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Isn’t that all of them

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

did i fucking stutter

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Yay i made the cut