WELCOME TO MY THING WITH THE STUFF AND..THAT'S ALL

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

[yazzydream]

Ah, the world is full of creeps. That’s what I’m banking on.

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[sprousetwinsblog]

[failnation]

My Grandpa told me he got my Dad a birthday ‘gift certificate’, he was so pleased with himself.

[volukai]

[glitchicorn]

[dicaprio-diaries]

I’m in tears

[awwww-cute]

couldn’t ask for better timing (Source: http://ift.tt/2nKPTCM)

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[owlmylove]

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college

[homeiswheretheheartistheysaid-d]

“I am definetly not ready for college” I say, a college student who’s doing her midterms 

[mogifire]

you awkward Audrey, you

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

[dynastylnoire]

NOOOOOOOOOO I AM YELLING

[respectfulmemes]

[buzzfeed]

Cristiano Ronaldo Was Honored With A Statue And OMG It’s Nightmare Fuel

[dnddungeonmastersdiary]

Look At Those Incredible Eyes.

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[turnon]

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

[turnon]

steve jobs…

[dnddungeonmastersdiary]

“don’t hurt his feelings”