This Is Your God Speaking

Erik/21/Him I used to be iamthedavrezi!

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[maswartz]

The worst part is, we all KNOW the porn bots will remain untouched

[bonniepangart]

Wide Shoulders

Boyfriend’s shoulders are disproportionately wide, people would think he’s a body builder but he’s just born like that lol

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[gayporcelain]

no hypothetical potential situation is encouraged as much as lesbians being attracted to men in the future

no gay man says “well, I dont know what will happen in the future! i MIGHT be attracted to a woman, so i can’t say for sure I’m gay!”

women are so pressured to make space for men in their lives. i hear so often gay women saying they’re 98% attracted to women and that they dont want to be in a relationship with a man, they dont want to have sex with a man. but they still feel pressured to remain open and available to men, even if its the complete opposite of what they know they want, just in case a “”“mystery man”“” in the “”“"unknowable future”“” comes along

no other sexuality comes with this disclaimer of, dont worry! i could still be with a man! and hearing other gay women say things like this makes me so upset

[positivelycrippled]

[zezlemet]

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

[vandal--savage]

Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

[stabmeagainchucky]

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

[switch-up-snowfox]

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

[jeza-red]

The day when Jason Todd cried tears of joy.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

[johnmulaneys]

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018)

[notunlikepride]

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

[plasticroyal]

[riprudevegan-deactivated2016102]

i am afraid

[skykangaroo]

how did he get that around his head

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[snowie-skyes]

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

[socialistexan]

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.

Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.

I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.

[drtanner]

ALWAYS REBLOG NAZIS GETTING PUNCHED OUT

[oniir-potato-blog]

Law does not equal morality. Laws are literally made up. It was illegal to protect Jews in Germany during ww2. Thankfully, people think outside of the law sometimes.

If you’re willing to deal with the consequences Anything is Possible even punching a Nazi

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

[aurmour]

cumberbatch this, carey that, you guys are forgetting the rawest and most powerful grinch of them all

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[ibex-ascendant]

Fun fact: Israel has possibly the lowest power-distance metric of any culture in the world, while Japan has one of the highest. I didn’t realize that the CTO of my company was the CTO until somebody else told me, because everybody called him by his first name and engaged in mutual shit-talking/playful insults with him.

In Japan, even calling your boss by the wrong honorific is liable to get you in trouble.

And apparently there’s some sciencey cooperative venture going on between Israel and Japan in an official diplomatic capacity. I want to be a fly on the wall when Japanese and Israeli scientists work together.

[pissvortex]

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

[cerebromadre]

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

[pissvortex]

[lord-kitschener]

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

[samstiels-deactivated20201212]

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[naamahdarling]

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

[cherry52011]

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

[vegannerdgirl]

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

[isiskitsune]

Funny how the generation that supposedly revolves around “instant gratification” understands that that’s never going to fucking happen… Huh, odd

[recommendad]

i survived too much steven universe discourse to have to suffer through a new age of she-ra discourse

[recommendad]

unless she-ra personally commits a hate crime, i dont want to see you grown ass adults attempting to philosophically dissect yet another kids show