2015 is the year of gay. Even iTunes agrees
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@rhinkisreal
2015 is the year of gay. Even iTunes agrees
Well?
I think I just killed my foot
well my kidneys were already fucked..so..uh…im fine
((I shot my mother and sister))
good bye laptop!
My bathroom door is gone
IT SHOT THROUGH MY PHONE
i just shot myself in the fucking jaw
goodbye tiddy srry there was an ich
Reblogging for that last one
welp. I’m dead. had my palm against my throat. eep.
i dont think that was what they meant by saying ‘ass-blasting’ but i guess i’ll have to deal with it
right through the stomach
Thanks asshole. Now my keyboard is broken.
My face is fuckin gone
wHOOPS LOOKS LIKE I JUST SHOT MYSELF RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD
WELP LOOKS LIKE I DON’T HAVE A NECK ANYMORE
RIGHT IN THE THIGH NEXT TO MY GROIN.
RIP
I shot my keyboard.
Congrats me.
Can you still live with half of your ribs missing?
I’m sorry, Gerard Way Funko Pop figure.
I shot the wall lol
according to your birthday, in 2016, you will
1-5: steal 6-10: consume 11-15: master 16-20: battle with 21-25: hoard 26-31: transform into
january: anime february: chocolate march: knives april: potatoes may: flowers june: seaweed july: the Declaration of Independence august: puppies september: school supplies october: bones november: crispy leaves december: snowflakes
I will master anime..
I will master chocolate
im a snowflake hoarder
Gonna steal all them knives
Yummy flowers
Hoard puppies!
The Rubber Band Fic
(This was written with the help of @oopsimaphangirl , enjoy)
It was a hot summer day and dan was hanging out outside, phil walks out to join him, it being too hot in their shared flat. Phil walks up to dan with something hidden behind his back and says “I found this fun game thats played in the summer, you put rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes into bits!” he says excitedly as he pulls the rubbers bands out from behind his back. “Yeah that seems fun!” Dan replies. “Except- we don’t have any watermelon.” “who says we’re using watermelon?” said phil, his eyes darkening a bit. Dan looked confused, “What do you mean by that?” he asked. Phil laughed, and sat Dan down on their lawn chair. Dan sat there, frozen in fear while Phil carefully opened the package. “Phil what are you-” “Shut up.” Phil snapped. He ripped off Dan’s pants so his member was exposed.Dan looked at phil with wide eyes and tried to cover himself up “Phil what the fuck?!?” he said “we’re outside!” phil chuckled darkly “I know, thats why you should be quiet.” he said as he slipped on the first rubber band, snapping it agaisnt the base of his member. Dan took in a deep breath to keep from screaming out and looked at phil with more fear in his eyes then ever. Dan couldn’t deny that the rubber band provided a new sensation. Dan could feel his cock slowly growing bigger as Phil slid on more and more bands. Phil looked down at Dans erection and smirked.
“You like this, don’t you?” He laughed.
“No I don’t- get away from me!” Dan yelled, trying to push away from Phil. Phil shook his head.
“That was a bad choice Dan.” He stated. Phil then stretched rubber bands around Dans wrist and the armrest, strapping Dan into the chair. Then he opened Dans mouth and stretched a rubber band from his mouth to the back of the chair, effectively gagging him. Dan squirmed in the chair, terrified of what would happen once all of the bands were on. He struggled to get out a pathetic “Please, stop” but Phil just smiled and stroked his face “relax, it’ll be okay” he said and smiled, but it wasn’t a phil smile, it was different. Dan struggled some more and tears rolled down his cheeks as phil added even more bands, it was starting to hurt. There was a pressure now, it felt as if a firm hand was squeezing against his cock. Dan glanced down to see that it was turning faintly purple. Phil was sliding on bands faster than ever now, almost halfway up Dans length. The pressure was almost unbearable now, Dan tried to scream but the bands kept him gagged. “shhh” phil said, stroking his face once more. “You’re doing so well” he kissed the tears on his cheeks and kept adding bands. Suddenly it felt as if Dans dick was being squeezed by multiple hands, all pressing as hard as they could. Dan was writhing in pain, unable to move due to the chair. Phil was watching Dan, his unnoticed erection growing.
“Just one more baby, just one more.” Phil cooed, stroking Dan’s hair away from his face. Somehow, both boys knew this would be the last one.
Phil stretched out the band and moved forward to place it onto Dan. The younger screamed and cried, but Phil ignored him. Then, before Phil could place the last band, Dan’s cock exploded.
The tip of Dan’s cock tore apart, sending pieces of it flying in different directions. The rubber bands and blood spattered upon Dan’s face. You could see the bloody stub that used to be Dan’s dick. Blood was pooling on the seat of the chair, and Phil was jacking off to the sight of it. Dan screamed as loud as he could with the gag still on, crying hysterically, he had never felt such pain in his life, and to think he loved Phil but he would do this to him. He passed out from pain, his last thought before he did was to not wake up. Phil scooped up the rubber bands and scurried upstairs. To this day, no one knows what he did with them.
What the fuck did I read and why did I read it????
You read the rubber band fic. You read it BC I’m a terrible person.
im leaving this phandom bYE
but…you can’t leave, there’s no way out
YOU BLODDY PIECE OF HELL
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
(I’d freak out and think it was my fault)
Originally posted by abigalewinchester
The thing so many people don’t understand is that I don’t have to know you face-to-face to love you. I don’t have to speak to you to find out about you or enjoy you. I can be admiring you from afar and you never know. Just because we don’t talk, it doesn’t mean your life doesn’t mean the world to me. Everyone’s life is something I would love to protect, I’d love to hold and protect everyone I follow, everyone who follows me, and everyone I will meet.
Never think that someone doesn’t care about you, because I know I’m not the only person who would weep over someone they don’t know. There’s someone out there who cares about you, I can guarantee it without a pinch of doubt my dears. If you need someone to just vent to, I’m here. Stay strong, I love you.
Im sorry. I can’t reblog this enough. If any of you. Any single one of you, even if we’ve never interracted and are in need of a friend, you can always come talk to me. All of you guys are beautiful people, and I would be devistated if even one of you died. I care, all of us care. We’re all here to help.
Oh god save me
that bird shirt tho 👌🏼 ib: iDanHowell
WHEN RHETT MCLAUGHLIN SAYS YOUR NAME!! (Hi I'm Claire-Marie).
WHOA! ENOUGH TRIVY TO GO AROUND FOR EVERYONE!!
Rhett McLaughlin SAID MY NAME!!! OMG!! linklamont, RhettandLink YASS
actual footage of me trying to get in a bus to meet rhett & link
When your bio is 100% ttue
When the Beat Drops.... #Watermelon #ZachKing
The gardener forgot to Water ma lawn! Now the grass is dead😡 #watermelón #WATERMALAWN #realLife
Watermelòn! #remake MAX JR, Marshall Jean, Jon Isidor, Ash Blell, Terry Excellent
That is so beautiful. "It's watermelón... INSIDE OF WATERMELÒN. #FruitHeaven #OhMyLawd #FatherHelpMe #loop #magic #howto #selfie #remake #cute"
I'm worried about this. @rhettmc wth??
Oh my Link ❤️❤️ btw it says tropicallink in the corner cuz this was in a vine and tropicallink was the viner.