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tredlocity

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

famicom

this is how everyone on this website acts

bluwubewwy

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

vladtheunfollower

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

kenziecore

“What would Jesus do?” Maybe you should ask that to the person who hurt me but idk

#healing #christianity #jesus #what would jesus do #toxic #toxic people

miquellakind

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

exco

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

metalgearsolid2

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

handsomeboymodelingschool

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

puppy95

David Shrigley

theshitpostcalligrapher

req’d by @silvertongue-records

*stabs at cavity with my sword

text: I sated into the jaws of madness and I criticized its dental hygiene

mossbawn

also absolutely hate when people say "this is set a million years from now and there's still racism and homophobia? #problematic" and then you read it and it's a scathing and concise yet meticulous examination of our current views on race and gender and sexuality. you don't understand what the point of science fiction is. escapism is not the pinnacle of the written form that all genre fiction should aspire to. you're annoying me

mossbawn

the fantastical setting allows for the writer to make our current day issues larger than life and therefore more easily examined and deconstructed. in genre fiction fantasy is often used as a microscope and through it we can try to better understand what's gone so wrong with us in the modern day, we can try to point to the cancer in the cells. it's natural to want to escape sometimes (i love a good romcom for example) but you do need to confront a mirror every once in a while. the solution to your pain is not to bury your head in squeecore. sorry i said squeecore

pukicho

Good elf names:

Gweeg the elf

Doober the elf

Lumpy the elf

Nipple the elf

Quake the elf

Oafus the elf

MoopMoop the elf

Cum

Melf the elf

Daniella

Dog the elf

pukicho

Thanks I was worried it was garbage shit

ironelkarchive

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

shamblingshitpickle-deactivated

PSA: journalists aren’t supposed to put names in the headlines if the person isn’t a public figure. It’s not a matter of maliciously not giving credit

orson-bigdaddy-krennic

^^^as a journalist, this is something that bothers me ALL THE TIME

thalassarche

A friend of mine on Twitter explained this the other day, so to elaborate based on what she said: If the name is not instantly recognizable the way a public figure is, then putting the name in the headline isn’t going to bring about any sort of recognition or connection in the reader, and doesn’t do much to draw the reader into the story. But something like “local teen” does create a connection by tying the person into the community, and encourages the reader to learn more about what this local teen has done. The name will be in the article itself, after the headline has done its job at getting the reader to look into it.

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

It’s worth noting too that usually, according to the Inverted Pyramid writing style used for journalism where the most important information is shared first, the person’s name is usually in the first sentence of the first paragraph.

Whenever I see someone get up at arms over a headline that says “Local Teen” and the first comment is “SAY THEIR NAME” I’m always like “hey, thanks for telling every journalist present that you don’t read articles and just skim headlines.” Really makes us feel appreciated.

zandorv

I think this Onion headline illustrates the point pretty well

butchspace

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

dontbeanassbutt

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

bluelakeandsky

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

desinteresse

People who are unable to suspend their disbelief are so boring. Like holy shit you discovered this fictional story does not 100% correlate with our reality? Should we call CNN? Should we invite Beyoncé?