Where The Heart Is

Al. 20. Professional procrastinator. Filthy meme lover. ASOIAF addict and D&D hater. The new world needs Rick Grimes.

[korpsekobain]

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[melongorl]

Hope u all have healthy fulfilling relationships in 2016

[gnarly]

when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee

[mothurs]

[frejir]

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Man: wyd 🍆😋 Me: ..realizing things

[old-hopes-and-boots]

[joshuawoods]

[splickedylit]

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

[dickdjames]

[s3xnoise]

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

[killurparents]

You can’t keep dancing with the devil and ask why you’re still in hell

Something my friend told me the other day (via perrfectly)

[dopy]

[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[anxiousbagel-deactivated2023011]

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

“i would kill myself without you”

“everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”

basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

[poeticus]

this post is important

[omgtsn]

yoooo this shit doesn’t even have to apply to romantic relationships like if you have friends saying this kind of garbage to you it’s time to re-evaluate who you hang out with