THIS ISN'T EVEN BLOGGING

[foulserpent]

what is lovecore

[foulserpent]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[rasberryjamband]

i love the "squabbling married couple and their counselor" energy that the seating arrangement in the new botw brings

You're not wrong.

[everythingfox]

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

[sirfrogsworth]

BAT RAVE ACTIVATE

[vethbrenatto]

artagan, you can’t sit with us…

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[guerrillatech]

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

[glumshoe]

I know nothing about Marvel comics beyond like, Into the Spider-Verse, but why… why is Kingpin so big?

Is it a design choice? Is it meant to stylistically represent power? Or is he literally supposed to have a twelve-foot wingspan? I absolutely do not believe that he is just a very buff fat human man. His clavicles are five times broader than his damn head. Is he a meta???

[numbernone0]

outside of Spider-Verse, he isn’t nearly as big (but still an absolute unit). His appearance in the movie was entirely stylistic and to make him a much stronger presence, however, I expect many other Marvel mediums will replicate it in the future! He’s normally just a big-ish mafia-esc dude.

[glumshoe]

I don’t like it at all

if you imagine what his skeleton would have to look like, he’s actually a skinny dude with minimal musculature

[shenanigansintime]

Part of his whole deal is that that’s all muscle

[glumshoe]

but muscle has to ATTACH to something to work

his pelvis bone alone would have to be the size of a bathtub

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

This is the WORST thing I’ve ever drawn

[glumshoe]

“child-bearing hips”

well… I know who I’ll think of when I hear that phrase from now one

[catsofinstagram]

From @ukogmonkey: “Kitty wants attention” #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CCJXvSAlDQC/ ]

[climbingouttathehole]

I love that anyone who doesn’t know how to play a real instrument thinks it’s so cool that anyone can master Guitar Hero. Dude, I’ve played the violin for almost 30 years. Lemme see you master a bow hand, while simulataneoisly mastering all FOURTEEN positions.

Go ahead and try to make your two hands do two diametrically opposed actions at the same time, over four live strings, with no markers at all.

[r4cs0]

[welele]

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

[forgamers]

Physic in this game is outstanding!

[tellmehowlostareyou]

Hahahah

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

You can see why the mongals saw him as a ghost if he survived this

[ruinedchildhood]

[meladoodle]

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[mouseonvenus-deactivated2020053]

straight men in polygon’s comment sections when they see brian’s painted nails

[mouseonvenus-deactivated2020053]

[nightingem]