Alley

25: They/them: Queer

[teddybasmanov]

Angel: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

[tourmalinatedquartz]

The pack goes to a corn maze!

Asher and Babe are kissing in a dead end for like 20 minutes and eventually they decide to wonder around until they happen to find the exit. They are the last ones out.

David is determined to find his way through first and is mumbling about how stupid corn mazes are while being followed by Angel who occasionally encourages him to go, what they are convinced is, the wrong way but they’re still the first ones out.

Milo is shaking because sweetheart disappeared and he doesn’t know when they are going to pop out of the corn and scare him to death. The stalks keep rustling and he’s loosing his mind. They come out eventually and Milo nearly leaves them in the dust trying to find the exit quick enough that they won’t get the chance to scare him again. They come out somewhere in the middle of everyone else.

[romeo-the-homeo]

[t4nkw01f]

Imagine this tho.

The pack going out together after a meeting and running into some unempowered ‘vampires/werewolves are real’ conspiracists and being handed pamphlets to go ‘hunting for cryptids.’ So now (against David’s judgement) the mates, are ‘hunting’ with this group of weirdos in the woods while Ash, Tank, and Milo run around howling and scaring the shit out of them. Sweetheart quietly disappears every now and then to make noises, snapping a twig or throwing a rock here and there. David on the other hand said it was stupid and said he wasn’t going, even though Angel definitely notices the shadow in the corner of their eye that is conspicuously David-shaped.

[radio-dead-zone]

The Redacted Listener characters calling the other Listeners by their Pet Names (as seen in hc posts, incorrect quotes and fanfics) implies the existence of not only many smaller polycules but also a Mega Polycule. in this essay will-

[ja0813]

“i know baby. im sorry, i hate being sick too.”

IM SO WEAK

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

i love when a cat meows at you and you're like "yeah tell me about it" and they're like "meaarow" and you're like "that's crazy man" and they go "rrraow" and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

[homosexualslug]

love that will smith has been a meme for loving and defending his wife at an award show twice now. the ultimate wife guy.

[anxietyproblem]

[spiralstaircased]

ppl really do love to be like “but a pet reptile/amphibian CANT LOVE YOU” like ok… i dont care…i dont need it to love me i just need it to be a swag beast

[view-from-up-here]

[louisloadedgun-blog-deactivated]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[godstiel]

we cant keep having more weeks

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

I wish people understood I’m not changing topic on purpose. A New Thought™ pops up and must be discussed immediately. The Old Thought™ has ceased to exist.

[contrivedchaos]

The autistic/ADHD/ND instinct to talk about The Thought™️ right away before it flutters away on the breeze, never to be seen or heard from again.

[bluejaysfeathers]

The Old Thought might still be there and I’ll jump back to it with just as little warning once we’re done with the New Thought if it doesn’t lead anywhere else interesting, and then get confused if you don’t follow because as far as im concerned we were already talking about this… conversations are hard and sometimes I feel like I should just take notes

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[jame7t]

short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong

[jame7t]

women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a wall (flirtatiously) and men buy me cars and houses due to my beauty and it’s all because I’m the human equivalent of a purse dogy

[lilacandladybugs]

i think tumblr is the only website where the users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

[pharmaicys]

[givemearmstopraywith]

yes honey your ecstasies are holy and your visions are divinely inspired can we fuck now