Since I’m currently rewatching SDC in the English dub, here are some bits, with or without context, that made me smirk the second time around with more grasp on the language and that are mostly just ... bizarrely wacky. (Sometimes I’m switching between languages just for... science)
• *Dio caressing his naked torso* “JONATHAN JOESTAR’S BODY!”
• “Oh I get it now” *tosses painting into a tree*
• “Soooo... while Jojo is taking off his pants...”
• “No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!” (A classic)
• “This green, stripy thing looks like a shiny melon.”
• not dialogue, but that one shot of the spoon with the “menacing” dancing around it
• “Quit your bitchin’ old man.”
• *about flesh buds* “Now we can all be BUDDIES!”
• “Tell ‘em Avdol!” *thumbs down*
• “Let’s figure out what our strategy will be when Soul Sacrifice [Devo] attacks.” *Polnareff, bleeding all over, clearly coming from a fight* “You’re kidding, right?”
• “You vile little cockroach dick!”
• “Have wu wost wur sense of wumour? :’(((“
• “Gaze upon my handsome face with ENVY!”
• “I was sunbathing by the pool.” “With your school uniform?” “Yes, why not?”
• “Is this your kid?” “No.” “Then shut up.”
• “Do you understannnnnnnd?”
• “Time to power-up with some crustATIANS!”
• “Licklicklicklicklicklick Hey look Jojo! Flamingos in flight!”
(honestly, the whole Yellow Temperance episode is a train wreck)
• “Oh crap. Somebody has already stolen my wallet.”
• “It better be something amazing. Something gorgeous and sophisticated that suits a frenchman such as moi.” “Which means it doesn’t matter. He’ll eat anything.”
• “That piece of shit’s corpse is two or three thousand meters that way if you wanna take a look.” “OKAY I WILL!”
• “Shit, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!” (A quote by Joseph)
• again, not a quote, but Joseph throwing car keys and them getting stuck in Pol’s hair
• “Not bad Kakyoin. Got a question for ya: You like SUMO?!” *one risky rescue later* “Yeah I like sumo.”
• “Holy SHIT we’ve got ZOmbies!”
• *sigh* “Of course he’s taking a shit.”
• *with enthusiasm* “HE’S SUFFOCATING THAT BITCH!”
• “You were licking what, again?”
• “You can’t touch me. I’m DAN of STEEL.” (Steely Dan’s localised name makes me wheeze)
• “How am I feeling YOUR knuckles cracking in MY PROSTHETIC HAND?”
• “Are you trying to kill your own grandfather?” “This is Jotaro we’re talking about. He might be.”
• “You’re a rather sturdy bridge, aren’t’cha?”
• “Go ahead and stab me then.” (Ugh. mood.)
• “You’re forbidden from making stupid camel jokes!”
• two identical rocks in the desert
• “It wasn’t a dream about stands. A stand was in my dream!” “That’s what I said. You were having a dream about stands.”
• “Lali-HOE” (It’s not written that way... but it sounds like that)
• “Now it’s time for your punishment, baby.”
• “I REALLY don’t care that you’re a baby. I’ll snap your neck like a twig.”
• *high pitched* “Ithinkthat’sthecruelestthingyou’veeverdoneto meeee”
• *Joseph having just lost his hand once again* “Can you help me out, Jotaro?” “Do it yourself.”
• “Your underwear is showing.” “YEAH NICE!”
• “That damn tongue agaaaiiin!”
• “It’s been quite the adventure. We’ve gone inside a brain and even inside our dreams. Oh right. You don’t remember that.”
• “It’s a HELICOPTER!” “Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.”
• “Sorry Polnareff, I’d like to keep my hair.” *hair flip*
• *Iggy, a literal dog, eating gum* “The least he could do is take the wrapping off.”
• “I’mgonnaneedaCHIROPRACTOR!”
• “You can just use your Emerald Splash and call it a day, can’t you?” “Yes, but I don’t want to.”
• “UGH yes. Sleep, while WE fight to surVIVE!”
• “Yow. You know, yow. Actually, I was pointing out that there was a ... cyow over there!”
• “Waaait a second... is that a nasty old suckerrr?”
• “That’s the last time I go anywhere with him.”
• “So you wipe your ass... with SAND?!”
• “I think I’ll pull a Polnareff and wait till we get back to the hotel.”
• Avdol being completely and utterly DONE by the time they arrive in Egypt “I don’t deserve this.” You’re right. You don’t. I’m sorry you have to put up with those morons.
• “Polnareff, keep your guard up” “Have you forgotten who you’re talking to?”
(My favourite thing about this one is that Polnareff enunciates this in his favour, as if he has not been the sole target of half of the Stand attacks they face)
• “What do you mean by ‘evil eyes’? My non-evil parents gave me those baby blues!”
• “This hurts like a BIIIIITCH!”
• “Here’s a fun idea: Let’s turn YOU into a fetus!”
• “Hm. Someone falling from a window covered in blood. You don’t see that everyday.”
• “Thing is, I’m something of a GAMbling maaaan!”
• “Do you have any idea what surface tension is, Barbie?”
• “Go aheat, Mr. Jostrrrr.”
• Jotaro’s eyebrow game being so intense that it gives people panic attacks
• “Stick your fingers all the way up Polnareff’s nose and then.. we’ll WIN!”
• *doing exactly that* “HELL YEAH!”
• “LOOK where my tongue is pointing!”
• “Need me to stick my fingers up somethin’? I will!”
• “I’ve gotta HAUL AAAAASSSS!!!”
• *in terror* “My watch is FAST! :’((“
• “What are ya STUPID?!” (Iggy’s English voice gives me life)
• “This creep’s a FUCKING KILLING MACHINE!”
(it kills me that Iggy is the one allowed to say “fuck” in the dub, if I heard it right)
• “First I loose my leg and now some demon bird wants me flattened into frozen dinner!”
• “In other words, we beat the shit out of Dio.”
• “Would you care to... wet your whistle?”
• “You’re about as helpful as a cramp in a relay race!”
• “The hell did you do to his arm?!”
• *gasp* “He’s going for a turbo start!”
• “One doesn’t simply get those skills by playing videos games!”
• “I still have more SPEED than YOU D’ARBY!”
• “Why are you sitting down? We should be kicking Geppetto’s ass!”
• “OH! That’s a Baseball!”
• “Jotaro! Pitch the BALL!”
• “I am a video game genius. I can’t lose. I am a video game GENIUS. I CAN’T LOSE!”
• “Well of course I did, ma’boy, I can read you like. A. Book.”
• “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! .... YES!”
• *terrified* “Are you gonna do the ‘Ora Ora’ thing?”
• “Well, I sincerely hope that for your sake, your next victim into the void will be one of the Joestars and not my boudoir.”
• “His name: Billie Jean! His fate: Instant defeat!”
• “Come at me, you demented pinball!”
• “Waddaya know? The answer ended up being option 3: Life’s a bitch!”
• the guy Suzie films on the streets has Bakugou’s English va I cannot mishear that
• “I gotta hand it to him, Dio’s got some pretty nice curtains.”
• Kakyoin: reasonable metaphor for the immense power Dio omits. Joseph: “It felt like somebody shoving an icicle up my ass!”
• “There is no need to kill a helpless senator..?” “WRONG.”
• “He even dodged the concentrated Splash?” (Honey...)
• “Woman. How about you make yourself useful and fetch my leg?”
• “Nervous yet, sweetheart?”
• “I mean he turned my favourite uniform into Swiss cheese....” (he sounds so genuinely sad)
• “You...-bastard.... it’s-not ..over-yet!” *immediately falls unconscious*
• *Dio bleeding from everywhere and flying through the air like a ragdoll* “Once again, my genius has TRIUMPHED over you!”
• you know, they really tried with the Ora’s and the Muda’ sand I respect them for that, but they didn’t dare touch the WRYYYY. It’s just an “AAARRGH” but that’s okay
• “I’M GOING TO ROLL ALL OVER YOU!” doesn’t have the same refine as ROOOAAAD-O-ROLLA DA! but it works...
• “I don’t got any kindness for your sorry, undead ass.”
• “I hear a PULSE?” “My GOD! Brian activity too!”
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