Morning Toad

self indulgent reblogging [she/her] Fixations include but are not limited to: JJBA, Supernatural (no I would not recommend you to watch it), The Witcher (books), Dark Angel, LOTR, the Jedi games

[iiasha-archived]

this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[eingedeutscht]

regenbogenblicke-archiv

baldige Organneuerscheinungen:

Mitteldarm

Gallenniere

Hohlvene (schlecht in der Schule)

Inhaltsverzeichnis

Semikolon

Sterber (Gegenteil von Leber)

Bauchzweicheldrüse

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[tuesday-is-a-good-day]

“there’s no platonic explanation for this”

Well there is actually, they’re friends. They’re friends and they love each other and it doesn’t mean any less than if they were dating and they loved each other. They’re friends and that means devotion and affection and loyalty and love, and there is no point in which that love reaches a level that immediately indicates that their relationship must be romantic.

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[mistranslatingpostsintogerman]

Ich will dem Ganzen einen Anfang setzen

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[roach-works]

it’s what he would have wanted

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[petercushingscheekbones]

Rivals x textposts

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

talk all the shit you want but your alternate universe self does the same fucking thing

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[sydrichie]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[mansedits]

POV: You start your second playthrough of Jedi: Survivor

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The german dilemma that is finding out your non-german friend's birthday is in a few days. can't congratulate early because You Don't Do That. can't not congratulate because it's rude.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"-and you know, my birthday is in a few days."

I thank you for this neutral piece of net information. Expect to hear back from me in several business days.

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Das deutsche Dilemma, wenn du herausfindest, dass eine Freundin in ein paar Tagen Geburtstag hat. Ich kann dich nicht frühzeitig beglückwünschen, das macht man einfach nicht. Kann aber auch nicht nicht alles Gute wünschen, das wäre unhöflich.

„-und nur so nebenbei, in ein paar Tagen hab ich Geburtstag.“ Ich bedanke mich vielmals für diese sachlich neutrale Kontextinformation. Sie können in einigen Werktagen mit meiner Rückmeldung rechnen.

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now