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frog + old hag + anon currently on + icon art by frogartti

[ribbit-ribbit-mfer]

Who am I? I'm Frog. I've been in fandom for a good 30 years. That means I'm fucking old. I'm also exhausted. I'm an RPer and an occasional fic writer. No I won't give you my RP blogs.

[robbuckys]

The more I think about it the more angry I get about BuckTommy!!!!!

He showed up at the wedding after fighting a fire for t w e l v e h o u r s!!!! Straight there!!! Number one priority!!!!

[ribbit-ribbit-mfer]

you can headcanon a character as queer. that's fine, we all do it. but you can not get mad when said character isn't included in posts about canonically queer characters. because they are not queer in canon. if they come out, they'll be included.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[ribbit-ribbit-mfer]

If you're erasing a canon gay character but highlighting a character who is canonically straight, you're homophobic. Period. You can have your headcanons, but it doesn't mean a god damn thing if you're excluding the gay character you don't like just because he's getting in the way of your ship. And don't tell me that it's not the reason because we all know that's why.

[ribbit-ribbit-mfer]

Taps the sign.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[beanswithbones]

[grickle14]

Always leave a tip.

[apolladay]

Have you ever gone to an concert/movie alone*?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 27

* as in you spent the entire time alone and you didn't go there alone with plans to meet up with someone.

[fookinstevienicks]

here's your annual reminder to brace yourselves for a bunch of women waving pride flags while erasing queer people and characters and replacing them with fictional cishet men for Pride month

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[fookinstevienicks]

also every person calling the main characters of heated rivalry "two white gays" owes every bisexual and/or Asian person on this app the equivalent of twenty US dollars in whatever their local currency is. get those wallets OUT

[madlori]

decoding for those who don't go here:

one's not white and one's not gay.

[fookinstevienicks]

I'm sorry the WHAT discourse??

[noah-wyles]

"Ladies and gentlemen, a baby is not a life preserver. You don't throw a drowning man a baby. In fact, I remember my sister had her fourth kid, I said 'What's it like?' she goes 'Imagine you're drowning in a swimming pool and somebody throws you a baby."

Noah Wyle talking about people's theory that Robby will adopt Baby Jane Doe.

[owlgams]

Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡

[sophielostandfound]

please and thank you, i need this rn

[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

Voting ended onMay 19

u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey

[jaydenskyle]

“I hope your fave flops” boring. trite. unoriginal.

“I hope your fave gets covered by Kelly Clarkson” bone chilling. terrifying. a real possibility.

[ribbit-ribbit-mfer]

so gifs aren't autoplaying now?