World’s Only Albert Safadi Defender

Cedric. 30. Noted Joan of Arc stan and a known gay. I was BucksBoobs for a while but I’m freeing myself from that Weewoo hellhole. he/him/his

[bigassbowlingballhead]

niall kennedy at uni if he never called ruben

[epsee]

life of adventure

[afterdeathgirl-deactivated20260]

frotting can have a winner and loser

[afterdeathgirl-deactivated20260]

frotting can have a victim

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[talyris]

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

[jaydenskyle]

Me n the girlies rocking out to the tornado sirens tests at Noon the first Wednesday of every month from April to November

[jaydenskyle]

Hasan Piker blaming gay people—sorry “homofascism”—for his preferred candidates losing in a primary so maybe can the gays stop thirsting over him now?

[jaydenskyle]

Oh sure sure sure sure “I can’t lose you but I don’t know how to say that so I’ll use Arthurian legend as a metaphor and compare myself to a knight that died of heartbreak when his knightly companion was thought dead.” Sure whatever I don’t even care anymore.

[jaydenskyle]

“Why are you telling me this?” “Because there’s something in the story that I don’t have my own words for.”

[jaydenskyle]

Actually I’ve decided I have a mighty need for Henry to forge a sword for Hans so that the medieval boyfriends can have matching fancy swords that Henry forged himself.

[jaydenskyle]

Something, something Hans can’t wear his love for Henry on his finger but he can wear it on his hip.

[jaydenskyle]

Hans being unable to express himself in his own words when it comes to romance is actually such a fascinating character trait. He has no problem being an asshole or a haughty, above-it-all noble or a carousing drinking buddy, but tell him to be vulnerable, to let himself be known, and suddenly he can’t trust his own words. Turns out all that other stuff is a carefully constructed act and the real Hans underneath is so underdeveloped and unnutured that he can’t make the words required to adequately express himself and the depth of what he feels.

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[jaydenskyle]

I’ve always thought it was weird that Henry’s brigandine goes from red to yellow between games but I just realized I’m stupid actually and it’s a different brigandine that he was given so he could be in Leipa colors for the mission.

Gonna go fall off a cliff now.

[missteriosas]

I want to start a new project so I rushed this one but here’s the finished drawing! Hansry, oh how much I adore you.

[esfr-rea]

I miss our Strength 1 goofy village blacksmith boy...

And our Strength 4 strong woman Theresa🥰🥰

[neilek]

THERESA ONE CHANCE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEE

[jaydenskyle]

Ngl there is some unintentional cruelty in the recent promotional material for Disney/ABC adjacent properties using BuckTommy knowing Tim has basically openly admitted to abandoning them as a concept at the behest of podcast besties in his recent interviews. ABC seems content to celebrate them as one of their Big LGBT Couples but if you know the show’s current state you know Tim is too scared of not looking cool to a micro niche podcast for Tommy to even come back briefly. There’s a dissonance there that feels like the higherups are trying to trick people into getting their hearts broken by promising BuckTommy, but that only lasted 1.5 seasons and two years later Buck’s only acceptable “love interest” according to Tim is his son.

[stealingpotatoes]

broke: everyone calls Hawke by surname bc the game can't get people to say your custom name

woke: nobody in Kirkwall knows Hawke's first name

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