[ricesoupremacy]

Happy birthday to my girl Aru! And also her first kiss anniversary-

[ricesoupremacy]

Third

[ricesoupremacy]

fifth!

[majosullivan]

Never a day goes by where he isn’t serving record breaking amounts of cunt

[stagfodder]

as requested by my friend

[tis-i-espresso-magpie]

[selkielore]

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

[selkielore]

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)

[djbodyhorror]

they call me the cello the way they're all spreading their legs for me

[djbodyhorror]

It would be more accurate to say "they call me the cello the way a select few weirdos are spreading their legs for me," as the cello is not a widely played instrument, nor am I a widely liked person.

[djbodyhorror]

they call me the cello the way I go SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

[shencomix]

[trumbloola]

IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trumbloola]

IM BEING 100% SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE YOUR DESIGNS BE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAW A FUCKING FAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUF UCK YOU FUDCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKJ YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF UCK YOU DRAW A FAT PERSON NOW

[magicstar16]

I mean, Op isn’t wrong. Like being fat is like, one of the main things Garfield is known for.

[trumbloola]

Why is everybody starting their replies to this post with "I mean" today

[magicstar16]

What’s wrong with saying “I mean?” Are we gonna have discourse about this?

Dude I was AGREEING with you.

[trumbloola]

Agree like the deep sea gotta weak lead i don't need feed

Agreeing I'm peeing on a beesting you're a weakling Trum stampeding

Agreeable I'm unseeable Magic Star you're beatable that's agreeable

[magicstar16]

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MAKING A DISS TRACK AGAINST ME?

[trumbloola]

They got no rhymes they go no limes what a weak time Mystery Slime

[kingd8m]

Ten-times she beat you, ten fines to teach you

Bloola tried to preach too, but now she’s just here to eat you

[trumbloola]

I don't take spares

There's Kingd8 there

Tried to Bloo watch

That was not fair

[kingd8m]

But now who cares?

Outta your hair, handled it with care

Aboutta leave to my lair

Sleep in the comfy chair

[trumbloola]

Shh, shh, let'em sleep

Do not beep beep in your Jeep Jeep

Play for keeps keeps you a creep creep

Don't belong here now you feelin' heat

[kingd8m]

[trumbloola]

Papa Goodnight, in a deep dream

Up a good fight you did not seem

Bloola funny like a meme meme

Bright and sunny with my team team

[kingd8m]

[trumbloola]

Baby bunny do not be mean

Star is crummy, sorry hee hee

Everybody knows that my Trumbloola got verses

Anybody wanna take a ride in my purse, let's

[kingd8m]

[trumbloola]

... Papa Goodnight?

[fernsforaging]

my kind of people in the mycology community

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[haganez]

imagine living in ponyville and it's nice and quiet and then some purple cunt moves in and shit starts happening every week and raising ur property value

[heckyeahponyscans]

[heckyeahponyscans]

[skidfart-deactivated20250503]

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

[weepinhell]

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[energyprison]

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

[yume-fanfare]

top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[hugsandchaos]

I’ve never wanted to eat rocks so badly in my life

[madamewesker]

#I can hear this gif