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@richandsexy
for those confused:
the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out
sparkle on! it’s christmas! remember to be jolly and full of christmas spirit!
more people would be for prison abolition if they just tried to send mail to an inmate even once
for almost a year now i've been trying to send a copy of the literary magazine i edit to an inmate who requested one. his prison prohibits any written materials that so much as mention drugs, weapons, criminal activity, or malicious violence of any sort. i've been poring over what's available of the 95 volumes my magazine has printed over the years, and of those found 3 that might pass inspection. the first two were sent back undelivered two months after i sent them because one had a short story that alluded to a playground fight, and the other a poem that used the word "fist" in a nonviolent context. The third was returned for the stated reason that its contents depicted the use of firearms. i reread the entire issue, there's not a single gun mentioned in all its 120 pages.
while going back and forth with this guy trying to figure out how to get a copy of the magazine in his hands, two of my letters bounced back for unspecified reasons. i learned that inmates are not given their correspondents' original letters, but scanned copies, often poorly reproduced and sometimes illegible. these people aren't even granted the ink their loved ones used to pen their messages, or to hold in their hands the paper their loved ones held, if they're able to receive their words at all.
when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog
Some things never change!! 💖
the fact that mcr fans will never have clear pictures of concerts is just top notch shit. we will never change. not a clear picture in sight. in the year of the lord 2022. just as god intended...blurry and pixelated as fuck. bless
Painfully accurate
holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd
they beat jesus with that
If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house
via @unpretty #god it's so DRY#first of all there's too much meat for that pan#so it's greying instead of browning#if it doesn't actually get crispy brown bits on it#you have probably crowded your pan#SECOND of all#if you are removing fat from ground beef#you have to scoop it out with a spoon#BECAUSE#not only do you want to leave a certain amount of fat coating the meat#so that it is not DRY AND UNPLEASANT#but also#GREASE DOESN'T GO DOWN THE DRAIN#WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU#DON'T POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#IT HARDENS INTO FATBERGS IT RUINS YOUR PIPES AND THE SEWER SYSTEM#NEVER EVER POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#even if you don't care about flavor and just want some dry grey protein#(in which case why not just use a can of black beans??? it's cheaper and subs for ground beef easy)#you should never put your ground beef in a colander because THEN YOU ARE POURING GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#DON'T EVER DO THAT#scoop the grease into an old coffee mug and when it hardens throw it in the trash
Some important details. Because there’s no faster way to fuck up your water system than to dump grease into it.
Why is she using the back burner too?? @peoplegettingkindamadatfood
I saw a text post positing the existence of this mug, so I got one made. It is the perfect morning cup.
People think of “homeless” as absolute rock bottom, rather than another full stratum of existence that has an upper bound (being able to live in a home) well above the lower bound. And that upper bound is much closer to where most everyone is operating than they are comfortable thinking about, so they don’t.
My friend from high school ended up homeless, living out of his car for over a year while he was working a full-time job at the Boston Herald. Apartment prices were too high to afford to live in them.
The upper bounds of homelessness are still hell, and hell is so near.
josh?
where’s the body of christ?