Richie Lipschitz @richie-lipschitz05 - Tumblr Blog

fun fact did u know there are more of u

… More.. of me?

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Hi :3

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Hello..

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

dweeb-extermination-bureau

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

I believe I was promised a kiss. From Richie.

@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude

...Well Richie, you heard the man! Pucker up, I suppose. As a member of the church's youth pastor program I am giving you explicit permission for premaritial k*ss*ng in God's stead.

@richie-lipschitz05

You’re serious…?

Yes yes, the Ark 2 didn't have enough space for animals, so I just settled on a straight couple, a lesbian situationship and gay k*ss*ng instead!

Representation.

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp

Ah..- well.. sure.. I guess?

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

dweeb-extermination-bureau

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

I believe I was promised a kiss. From Richie.

@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude

...Well Richie, you heard the man! Pucker up, I suppose. As a member of the church's youth pastor program I am giving you explicit permission for premaritial k*ss*ng in God's stead.

@richie-lipschitz05

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #max jagerman #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz

You’re serious…?

WE ARE NOT HIM WE ARE THE CHORUS BACKING HIS VOICE WE ARE HIS LOYAL AND DEVOUT FOLLOWERS WE ARE THE INSTRUMENTS AND HE IS THE CONDUCTER WE ARE THE CHARACTERS ACTING OUT HIS PLAYS WE ARE WHATEVER HE DESIRES WE ARE THE HIVE WE ARE THE ONE THAT CONNECTS US ALL PAUL MATTHEWS WILL JOIN US AND TAKE HIS ROLE AS THE LEADING MAN AND YOU RICHARD WILL BE THE ONE TO LEAD HIM TO HIS ONE TRUE DESTINY WHICH IS JOINING US

(Ooc: I am so pleased with how the hive described Pokotho)

I gotta say this is the first time someone’s been obsessed with me and the fanfics did NOT portray it correctly.

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #open to anyone

JUST EAT THE BLUE GOOP SO WE CAN SING AND DANCE:( DON'T YOU WANT TO NEVER HAVE TO BE SAD AGAIN

You can only tell you’re happy when you’ve experienced the sad… I also feel like you’re the god that likes my uncle..

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #open to anyone

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

[Grace looks absolutely flabberghasted.]

Is- Is this like a "One Piece" thing or like-

ONE PIECE?? No it’s - Jesus Christ. It’s Epic.

Yes yes, I already know that Jesus Christ is "epic" Richie, no need to remind me! Also, there's an anime called "Jesus Christ"? Isn't that blasphemous?

Is she.. serious right now?

“Most likely, yeah. I haven’t been paying attention to your conversation, though. I’m quite literally taking us to Canada.”

Okay so… what did we do that was so bad that we needed to flee the country?

Okay, so where do I begin... Maybe I can just give you a bunch of statements and you can ask questions afterwards.

[She takes a deep breath.]

Elder Gods are real and they use tumblr.

One of them is blue and loves musicals.

We're fleeing the country because your Uncle is straight.

Yeah makes enough sense..

Do... you have any questions?

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richard lipschitz

Not any I can really think of.. trying to process all of that really.

WELL CLEARLY YOU ARE A PERSON OF GOOD TASTE SINCE YOU LIKE MUSICALS UNLIKE YOUR HOT UNCLE SO OUR GUESS IS LEGENDARY FROM THE WISDOM SAGA OF EPIC

(Ooc: did I just pick a random song from EPIC yes I did)

Nice try it’s Little Wolf

(OOC: I figured because of the bullying)

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #open to anyone

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

[Grace looks absolutely flabberghasted.]

Is- Is this like a "One Piece" thing or like-

ONE PIECE?? No it’s - Jesus Christ. It’s Epic.

Yes yes, I already know that Jesus Christ is "epic" Richie, no need to remind me! Also, there's an anime called "Jesus Christ"? Isn't that blasphemous?

Is she.. serious right now?

“Most likely, yeah. I haven’t been paying attention to your conversation, though. I’m quite literally taking us to Canada.”

Okay so… what did we do that was so bad that we needed to flee the country?

Okay, so where do I begin... Maybe I can just give you a bunch of statements and you can ask questions afterwards.

[She takes a deep breath.]

Elder Gods are real and they use tumblr.

One of them is blue and loves musicals.

We're fleeing the country because your Uncle is straight.

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richard lipschitz

Yeah makes enough sense..

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

[Grace looks absolutely flabberghasted.]

Is- Is this like a "One Piece" thing or like-

ONE PIECE?? No it’s - Jesus Christ. It’s Epic.

Yes yes, I already know that Jesus Christ is "epic" Richie, no need to remind me! Also, there's an anime called "Jesus Christ"? Isn't that blasphemous?

Is she.. serious right now?

“Most likely, yeah. I haven’t been paying attention to your conversation, though. I’m quite literally taking us to Canada.”

#keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetfield #grace chasity #hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #open to anyone

Okay so… what did we do that was so bad that we needed to flee the country?

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

[Grace looks absolutely flabberghasted.]

Is- Is this like a "One Piece" thing or like-

ONE PIECE?? No it’s - Jesus Christ. It’s Epic.

Yes yes, I already know that Jesus Christ is "epic" Richie, no need to remind me! Also, there's an anime called "Jesus Christ"? Isn't that blasphemous?

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richard lipschitz

Is she.. serious right now?

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

[Grace looks absolutely flabberghasted.]

Is- Is this like a "One Piece" thing or like-

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richard lipschitz

ONE PIECE?? No it’s - Jesus Christ. It’s Epic.

[Grace immediately jumps out of the car as soon as it stops at the pier. She gestures for everyone to get on the boat as quickly as possibly. Ruth makes a mad dash to where ever the steering is and Richie follows after her. Max has to carry Peter on board over his shoulder, with the latter thrashing about wildly. Steph walks behind them, desperately trying to calm Peter down. Grace finally sprints on board as well and anxiously waits for the boat to begin moving.]

@ineededhelpmakingthis

“Alright! I watched about ten youtube tutorials on this so I’m basically a professional.”

Ruth puts the keys in and starts up the engine. The boat is now leaving the dock!

“Go… claim your rooms or something. I’m sure theres rooms on this thing.”

[Grace sighs in relief as the sounds of police sirens and Linda Monroe's angry screaming fade into the background.]

Okay, "The Ark 2" is officially on! Anyone got any plans on what to do now? Richie, Max, Petey?

@dweeb-extermination-bureau @richie-lipschitz05 @bunsen-burnout

#the ark 2: electric boogaloo #hatchetfield #ruth fleming #grace chasity #keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)#hatchetverse #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetverse rp #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #epic reference

we go on the water yeah? and then.. we fight monsters for 20 years.. and when we come back people will be happy to see us?

UPDATE: Max had to jump Petey and drag him into the car. I promised Max you'd kiss him homosexual style in exchange. Currently trying to find out if being a "wing woman" is considered a sin in the Bible.

Also, have you picked up Stephie yet?

(ooc: the steph account i normally interract with is on hiatus so feel free to just say "yeah sure" or something lmao)

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Yeah I picked her up we’re on our way.. Also WHAT

Uh... congrats??? Pretty boy and cute nerd! This is just like those "yaois" you read! You should be thankful, really.

Please keep your distance from me on the boat.