Titty Connoisseur

Alice - She/Her - 30 -Chinese - Pan

[lizardsfromspace]

[thedeliaishere]

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[murdermadness-blog1]

[fuckedelf]

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

[nanadouken]

normal rival behavior. right?

[dqnquality]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[postarie]

[goth-queen]

[eveninglewds]

[important-animal-images]

[princess-rosiebird]

[chilewithcarnage]

adios

[escuerzoresucitado]

[moomoodizz]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

[typhlosionofficial]

Shocking Case of Poké-Love

“That’s the last bath I’ll take with my Tentacool.”