Titty Connoisseur

Alice - She/Her - 30 -Chinese - Pan

[jamorbital]

shh

[feeling-indig0]

soft ✨

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”

[drkthoughts-k]

I want to sweetly degrade a boy for not being slutty enough, comparing the poor thing to another puppy.

"C'mon darling, can't take it? Already crying cuz it's too much? That slut of a friend you have would be laughing while taking this cock. That's it boy, whore yourself out for me"

I want to mock him, make him do more perverted things for me, make him a horny bitch that's going to put up a show for me.

"For fucks sake, what are you, a virgin? Make it sloppy and moan louder, I'm training you to be a professional slut not to pray for me."

"That's it bitch, scream for me when you cum, I want the entire building to know that I'm with a good whore"

"hmm I don't think you're leaking enough, maybe I should call your friend to teach you how to do it. He's always real wet for me"

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

jerking off has been mid lately

[frankiedotbiz]

[elfstrogenized]

Basically it's like this

[acerby]

Is this an elf job I keep hearing about?

[420bigsis]

[lizardsfromspace]

[thedeliaishere]

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[murdermadness-blog1]

[fuckedelf]

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

[nanadouken]

normal rival behavior. right?

[dqnquality]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭