I’m Richie Trashmouth Tozier...

“Just trying to add some levity to the situation, guess I’ll go fuck myself.” -Independent rp for adult Richie Tozier -Follows from @thatgayassace -Multiship/Multivers -OC friendly -Lewd and NonLewd -Mun is over 21 so no minors please

[bonesdollsgaysandtheys]

I started doodling the clown boi again.

I’m thinking about doing an ask Penny! And do more penny art! So if you like him feel free to send Chibi Pennywise an ask! Or just say hello!

[deliciousfear]

((From @richiebeepbeeptozier )) Penny?

"Richie?"

@richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

He sagged with relief. “Shit, thank fuck. I wasn’t sure I’d find you.”

[deliciousfear]

The clown climbs down from the shadows, arms outstretched, "Richie." IT purrs, arms looping around the man, "I'm always where you can find me." IT's purring continues, even after IT speaks.

@richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

The comedian melted into the clown gladly. “Thank god for that...I just...shit I dunno, I got this horrible feeling that I couldn’t find you...” large hands brushed along Pennywise’s back in a warm caress a long shaky breath drawn in. “You’re ok though right? I mean...everything’s ok?”

[deliciousfear]

richiebeepbeeptozier​:

He groaned softly, it was always mind blowing that such a powerful being responded to his touches like this. That It wanted him. Let alone so much that It was willing to share one of It’s very core with him. “I want to make you feel amazing Penny…want to make it perfect for you.” He murmured against pale skin, sliding down the clown’s long frame, dotting the trail with kisses and soft nips.

IT whines louder, arching up into Richie as ITs toes curl and uncurl, “Hmm…” Words seemed to refuse to leave the clown, finally blinking bright eyes half way open. Licking at ITs own lips as IT tries to watches him descend, shivering each time his lips touched at ITs pale skin. @richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

Lips and teeth and tongue made a path down the expanse of pale skin. Richie committed very sigh and sound Penny made to heart. Pausing to nip hipbones and nuzzle the hollow tenderly. Tenderness...it was a word he’d never in his life have associated with the clown until they had fallen together as they were. The strange twist of fate that had started with a kiss and ended with Richie finding himself and loving the being beneath him down to his bones.

A being that he had only ever equated with death and loss, he had learned to see as more. There was depth, there was loneliness, a need to be known. To be seen and heard and cared for in a way that had tied them both together so inexorably that Richie wasn’t sure they could ever be parted and in truth the comedian didn’t mind one bit.

[deliciousfear]

richiebeepbeeptozier​:

Richie kissed back eagerly, his entire world narrowing down into the he wet, messy slide of lips and tongue and the feeling of being stretched around the clown. Pennywise’s own words make the man lift his thighs, the action causing Penny to sink in a little deeper. “Fuck.” He groaned into It’s mouth, pushing back into the sensations a little.

IT whines lowly against his lips, nibbling at his lips just to try and distract from the overwhelming sensation of being inside Richie. Large hands gripping his thighs as they move up, allowing him in deeper, leaving It to moan. Lips going a bit slack as a full body shiver takes over the clowns body. @richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

There was nothing that existed beyond Pennywise. It’s hands, It’s mouth, It’s cock. The heat of the clown around him, inside of him making him feel like he might shake apart from the intensity of it all. The whole world could have come crashing down around his ears and the comedian wouldn’t have noticed a damn thing. Sucking in a shaky breath the man turned his face into the crook of Pennywise’s neck. “Oh fuck...Penny.”

[deliciousfear]

((From @richiebeepbeeptozier )) Penny?

"Richie?"

@richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

He sagged with relief. “Shit, thank fuck. I wasn’t sure I’d find you.”

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

((Hey y’all here he is! Feel free to add and pester him! @bittersweetdepaysement ))

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

((Heyo guys! Sorry I went quite for a couple days! But my Richie muse is taking a nap apparently. I am thinking of making a blog for Hannibal! I just finished season three cause I’m a lazy fandom trash who didn’t realize I hadn’t finished it till I saw it on Netflix. But omg I love them murder husbands. So I probably will make a Hannibal Lecter blog. Someone stop me please.))

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[kaspgaytozier]

IT CHARACTERS + TAROT CARDS | [insp] [insp]

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

[moved3677]

“Ya really gotta interrupt a man while hes shaving?”

[moved3677]

Negan chuckled at the jokes, always loving how much humor Richie provided day to day. “Yeah I agree we need for medical supplies.” He rubbed the excess shaving cream off his face once he was done. “I’m fine with sending out troops further to find a hospital or something of the sort. Just take a couple of the trucks with you guys. Simon was telling me the other night we were running pretty low on the medical stand point so its up to you guys to re supply us.”

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

“I mean shit isn’t dire, but we’re stretching it thin on a few fronts. I’ll tell the others we got the green light to go forage. You got any special requests? After shave? A bath bomb?” Richie pushed away from the doorway hands shoved into the worn pockets of his faded jacket. He didn’t go on a lot of runs out, but he had a few things he was searching for himself this time.

[speakhearts]

Reblog if you Multiship :)

[wabbitseezonarchive]

every relationship is in its own verse. no one is cheating unless plotted

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

Intimacy headcanon:

Richie for all his bravado and larger than life attitude, loves having a lover take charge. He loves feeling someone have command and manhandle him. He likes relinquishing control.

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

“Worth it.” He mumbled into Stan’s neck, hands still wandering. “I mean if you want me to stop?”

[nothinglost1976]

Stan let out a very unStan like growl. “Don’t you dare.” He huffed as he leaned into Richie’s touch. Stan tangled his hands into Richie’s hair, humming. “I want you to keep going.” He murmured. @richiebeepbeeptozier

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

The comedian groaned softly. “Shit Stanothy, you know what it does to me when you get all needy and pushy...” lips brushed along the column of Stan’s neck.

[richiebeepbeeptozier]

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

“Worth it.” He mumbled into Stan’s neck, hands still wandering. “I mean if you want me to stop?”

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[gallnerkyle]

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