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erarg

longcat is probably dead :(

kremlin

WRONG

notcuddles

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

nb-tomfool

this is a good post

djo-time

“When you say “Looooong”, I think of my cat. Around 15 years ago, someone made me lots of collages of my cat. The cat is still alive and she is the longest living cat in our family!”

“Now she is 17 years old. She does not climb to high places anymore, but she is relaxing and living her life.”

“It’s not something recent. This is the photo that we took when we made her Figure”

torchlake

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

the-weaver-of-worlds

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

spooky-catboy-angel

what’s the truth op

torchlake

minicy

This post gets better knowing that Adam and Jamie can’t fucking stand each other

denimecho

After seeing this post about Mewtwo, I became strangely excited about the idea of Mewtwo doing typical cat things.

ratmustards

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stream

Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

raineymazecave

STAND NAME: 「RIDES THE BUS」

STAND MASTER: AL YANKOVIC

tiredtangerine

weirdalyankovich

Hi. This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic. I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is not cool. I’m not going to get lawyers involved, but I’d like to ask, very kindly, please stop. Thanks, Al

Blocked! Do you think you are funny? Do you think you are funny?

weirdalyankovich

THIS WAS THE REAL WEIRD AL AND I TOLD HIM OFF GODDAMN

anosci

here’s the fascinating happenings from tonight:

fake weird al account impersonates weird al for 5 years, the real weird al makes an account @al-yankovic and submits the above picture + text.

parody account blocks real weird al, which in turns leads to the only thing weird al has posted on tumblr: a video asking the parody account to stop.

(this was all super left-field for me which is why I’ve typed up this context)

acridrainshowers

purewhiteloversbizarrejelly

radarsteddybear

Actual footage of Donald Duck hatching

fuckyeahgravityfalls

quesadilla-day

fuck my entire life this is what it’s come to

munchsquad-official

okay how can we make sure griffin hears this and it gets added to the intermission playlists for live shows because it fucking slaps

anxietyproblem

caturday

kitterjitters

how do cats even work

dorky-kazard

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cats work.