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Ashley|27|Rick Sanchez selfship blog|Proship and Dead dove|18+ only.

[ricksmistake]

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Welcome to my Rick Self-Ship Blog

> This is a personal, self-indulgent space. Please respect that.

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About Me:

I go by Ashley/Ash

26 | She/They | mentally ill. (As if you didn't know.)

This blog is strictly 18+ — minors DNI

Big fan of self-shipping (obviously)

This space is a tool. I use fiction to process real feelings safely, through a dynamic that is complicated, ugly, comforting, and sometimes disturbing.

This blog is fully proship, dead dove do not eat, and non-discourse. No arguments, no moralizing.

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About the Ship:

Rick Sanchez x Ashley (my S/I.)

This ship is toxic, dark, and dead dove friendly.

I explore unhealthy relationship dynamics, trauma, power imbalance, emotional manipulation, abuse and a whole lot of personal stuff through this ship.

This is not a ship meant to be “aspirational.” It’s for me to work through things.

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Tags you’ll see:

#ashley talks — blog rambling

#rick x ashley — self-ship content

#dead dove — explicit heavy content

#proship selfship — general self-ship content

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Before You Follow:

This blog is NOT for minors, anti-shippers, or anyone looking to play fandom cop.

This blog IS for me. I will explore what I need to explore.

I'll always make sure to try and tag things properly, but if I don't, please let me know.

Thanks for reading!

[nagimilk]

what’s the age difference between you and your f/o(s)? 🤔🎤

[pro-self-ship]

age gap relationships, my beloved <3

being the controversially younger partner of your f/o who could be your parent, maybe even your grandparent

extra points if your f/o is apprehensive about being in a relationship with somebody so much younger than them, but they can't resist you, so they give in, and it's the best relationship they've ever been in <3

but also, extra points if your f/o is completely into the idea of having a younger partner because they like the implied power dynamic it can create, and they like playing up the age gap and how inexperienced you are compared to them (even if that's not the case at all) <3

oh, and seriously extra points if you are actually completely inexperienced and they're your first-everything. either, they are the safest possible person to be your first, OR the worst possible one who will absolutely use it against you/to their advantage. there's barely an in-between <3

and also vice versa, of course, older partner x younger f/o!

[knightloop]

older romantic f/o who also acts like your parent

holding your hand when you cross the street, reaching over and putting your seatbelt on for you, picking out your clothes for you, washing your hair, planning your meals, tying your shoelaces and buttoning your shirt and waving you off when you insist you can do it yourself

[make-it-pro-ship]

imagine ur f/o with BEDHEAD!!!!!! RASPY MORNING VOICE!!!!!! SNUGGLING U CLOSER BC THEY DONT WANNA GET UP YET!!!!! IMAGINE IT NOW!!!!!!

[snow-white-sanctuary]

I don't like drinking alcohol but... kissing him while he's relaxing and drinking some of his favorite Vodka... hngggg

The burning sensation in my mouth... his hot breath against mine... the dance of our tongues in that steamy kiss while the night is freezing cold outside...

Alcohol flavored makeout session, my beloved uwu

Dividers by: @/uzmacchiato

[sunset-imagines]

Imagine your F/O getting jealous and possessive of you

🧠When F/O sees you looking at somebody, they just grab onto you and hold you tight. They even glare the person down. Nobody gets to have your attention but them!

🗂If you're in a polycule, F/O just looks at the others with such jealousy and possessiveness. They might not be your first or only, and they knew what they were getting into, but F/O still don't like how you look at them and vice versa, damnit!

🧠"Mine! All mine!" their face screams. You find it absolutely sweet and adorable that they would get such a way! Of course, F/O doesn't think so—they're simply staring daggers into other people's souls just because they looked at you the wrong way. The audacity that they have!

🗂Regardless if it's in such subtle ways or not, you can always tell how possessive F/O gets. The way they tighten their grip ever so slightly, the way their gaze becomes pointed and sharp every time someone ever says something even remotely loving about or towards you, or even the slightest wrinkles on their face… you notice it all.

🧠You reassure F/O that you're theirs. Maybe not solely theirs if you're in a relationship with other people as well, but your heart is theirs too. You'll never leave them, they have nothing to worry about. You love F/O as much as they love you, and that will never change.

🗂That helps in calming F/O down, but they still get jealous and possessive over you. They will always display it, whether it's subtle or loud. Everyone will know that you're theirs, and they don't intend on letting you go for even a moment.

[Imagines here are about fictional characters only, never about real people.]

[synf3ll]

imagine your F/O spikes your drink and they carry your stupid drunk ass to their bed and you're about to ask what's going on but you pass out and the last thing you see is the insatiable hunger in their eyes

[springtrapsboyfriend]

(NSFW warning)

Affirmations for top and/or dom yumeshippers:

☆ You do make your F/O whimper

☆ You do make your F/O beg

☆ You do make your F/O's thighs sore

☆ You do make your F/O's hole(s) weak

☆ Your F/O is your slut

☆ Your F/O loves being your slut

Now get out there and clap some cheeks!!!!

(And please don't take this post too seriously LOL)

[make-it-pro-ship]

for people with multiple f/o(s):

GROUP CUDDLE PUDDLE RIGHT NOW!!!

[osojyushi]

I love pervert s/i's. I love stalker s/i's. I love abusive s/i's.

If you selfship in a way that isnt conventional youre awesome, i hope you know that.

[egobyte]

F/O who presses your face into the bed while fucking you despite your desperate cries.

You’re wailing, screaming, sobbing for them to stop. But they don’t, just the feeling of them fucking into you getting increasingly overwhelming.

Eventually your cries become hiccups, the hand on the back of your neck forcing your head up. You whine out how it hurts, eyes glassy and everything growing foggy, you just want it to stop.

From behind you, they moan and then laugh “Yeah? Who’s gonna stop me? Because you surely aren’t~”

[yimpyapologist]

i do love hearing people say "he loves you!" whenever i talk about my f/os, but what i want to hear more of is

"he wants you."

"he needs you."

"he has wet dreams about you."

"he craves you."

"he jerks off to the thought of you."

"he wants to fuck you silly."

[rosieselfships]

shoutout to selfshippers who have a highly problematic and toxic relationship with their f/os.

[seeyouonsaturn]

Just saw someone saying "yumeshipping is okay as long as you're not too weird about it" so i want to assure everyone that i am, in fact, very weird about it, and i strive to get weirder 💖

[synf3ll]

when his bulge looks so soft and good you can't resist rubbing your face against it

[longroundaboutpath]

You never have to be ashamed of your F/O.

Yes, even if they're horrific. Even if they're morally bankrupt and genuinely deplorable and evil.

Yes, even if they're from media people consider "slop".

Yes, even if they're from media people consider "cringe".

Yes, even if they're very much unconventionally attractive.

Yes, even if they're obscure, niche, sourced from a meme, etc.

Yes, even if they're from "gooner" media.

You are always welcome in the community.

Regardless of where your F/O is sourced, who they are, and what their presence in their story (or lack thereof) is like. Your feelings, your choices, they are your own- your relationship with your F/O is special and no one can break the bond you have with them.

Shed your fear, your anxiety, your shame: be proud of loving your F/O, they'd want you to be.