Sucktastic.

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[allsadnshit]

2018 we are being as corny as we want and we are having fun

[memewhore]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[vhspositive]

iwillkillyou spaceman

[st-pam]

Some people with pencil and green watercolours

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[spoookysapphic-deactivated20161]

I can’t express how upset it makes me that shyness in women is sexualized, anger in women is sexualized, ignorance/ lack of intelligence is sexualized, intelligence is sexualized- being a woman is being sexualized for everything you feel or do.

[mycroftirl]

But if you’re a sexual woman, you’re demonized

[this-music-is-dead-deactivated2]

Whoop there it is.

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[rickymoconut]

@stephenmango

[xonorika]

[cosmicboner]

me when someone asks how im doing lately

[c-bassmeow]

I feel like she understands me

[rickymoconut]

Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[succeeding]

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[ohstarstuff]

This is not a Van Gogh painting, you’re looking at a color-enhanced image of a massive, raging storm in Jupiter’s northern hemisphere. This spectacular image was captured by NASA’s Juno spacecraft during its ninth close flyby about 6,281 miles from the tops of the clouds of Jupiter.

(Image Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS/Gerald Eichstädt/ Seán Doran)

[yr1999-deactivated20131025]

im not like other teenagers, im 51

[bitchycode]

“I called you”

Me: yeah I know, I watched my phone ring.

[avpdnoisearchive]

someone: casually mentions that their parents love each other and do cute couple things with each other

me: