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THINGS THAT AMUSE ME! This blog doesn't really have a specific fandom or thing, it's mostly stuff that makes me laugh.

[raavenclaws-blog]

“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

[moon--kiss-deactivated20230614]

when men roll up their sleeves. ok whore

[deejay]

[unclefather]

[grimthetransman]

US healthcare system be like:

[mysharona1987]

FFS.

[busstop]

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

[timemachineyeah]

Claudia Conway is 15 years old and is bravely exposing her mother’s lies and standing up for her beliefs. I could not have been that brave at that age. I wasn’t that brave at that age, sneaking and lying and trying my best not to incur judgment. I would never have stood up to my parents in front of millions of people. Hell, I’m 32 and I’m reluctant to publicly criticize my parents still.

I hope she doesn’t face too much stress at home for speaking out. I hope people keep watch and prepare and safe space for her if she has to cut ties. I have so much respect for her, and she deserves support and kindness.

[gardenofroseandthorn]

As of August, she appears to have been trying to get emancipated. And as a mom, my hatred for Kellyanne just went up by several degrees.

[fieldtomatoes]

happy fall

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[sexhaver]

I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn’t brush her tongue.

i love the internet i wish people would tell me this kind of shit unprompted on the street irl

[17761]

no one :

me : what if I stop talking to everyone and deactivate my social media accounts

[pglang]

cant tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car

[politijohn]

[samaraweaving]

It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.

Halloween (1978) dir. John Carpenter

[theclearlydope]

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[toastbutteregg]

[luisonte]

[puyopuyo]

everybody shut the HELL up duke onkled gettin it!!!!

[puyopuyo]