[quincynessigsays-deactivated201]

Love is a smile, love is a glance, love is your hand down the one you love's pants.

[quincynessigsays-deactivated201]

Love is perfection, love is the pits, love is a squeeze of her lovable tits.

[quincynessigsays-deactivated201]

Love is a neck bite, love is a smile, love is violence every once in a while.

[outofcontextdnd]

The fire is not evil

but it is a bit uptight…

[outofcontextdnd]

You’re basically stabbing him with a boat at this point.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

What’s a carrier pigeon’s caster level?

[outofcontextdnd]

Would a party of rogues be a… surprise party?

[outofcontextdnd]

“You know what? Screw it, they’re having a bee festival. You sell all the honey. I’m tired of all this honey.”

-The DM to the party

[outofcontextdnd]

The dragon fills out an incident report.

DM (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“Fleshlight Mimic”

DM to the party (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“You gave all-seeing omniscience to the giant spider. It kills itself in its existential despair”

[outofcontextdnd]

"Take 16 points of birth damage."

[goodluckdetective]

It’s four in the morning, might as well do some shit posting…

This is Why Our DM Left Overwatch: @outofcontextdnd and Overwatch 1/?

[deflare]

Okay.

But what if.

What if.

Overwatch RPG.

[outofcontextdnd]

GIT GUD

the dragon’s magically-amplified voice challenging the adventurers (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“Sorry I’m just thinking about a headdress made of dildos.”

The party barbarian (this one barely made more sense in context)

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

i hang a lot of shit on americans but it seems that all Florida Men are mad cunts 

[theheiroflife]

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