Writer In the Dark

Back and Proud <3 (A heavily Riddler inspired DC Imagine and Headcanon blog) (reblogs / follows / replies come from mama-aqua ) My awesome icon comes from @agenderanarky

[casismymrdarcy]

Reading the article and I-

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

#this is all a ploy by the cw to get us all arrested on copyright law infringement charges

prev tags you've cracked the code

[mama-aqua]

Let me just make one thing clear before they truly kill this website:

1) I would much rather pay to leave than to stay

And

2) love my mutuals yall been chill af.

Anyways post+ is just another shitty way of trying to profit off a website that is wholly unusable and absolutely incorrigible. Pay me to leave because I won't pay to stay 😘🤣✌

[jonathancraneslastbraincell]

The long awaited time has finally arrived!

my commissions are open! I kept all of the details on this handy dandy little sheet!I am very excited about this opportunity! If anyone is interested dm me for pricing layout and PayPal!!

Slots open:7/8

Do’s: people, animals,furries,gore, charecters from shows, oc’s, nsfw ( to an extent)etc.

Don’t: anything I may privately deem out of my comfort zone or art skill level

+5$ per person

+2$ for background

+10$ for stickers, pins etc

Every purchase over 20$ gets a free chibi drawing lined and colored ^^

⚠️all of my art will have my personal logo and date it was drawn to signify it was mine on there and I will not tolerate any theft of said art, this is NON NEGOTIABLE ⚠️

[riddlemethisbatboy]

If you sent a request in the last 2 days im on it rn. Expect something posted by Wednesday due to my poor attempt at scheduling

[goggles-mcgee]

Harley Quinn who recently kidnapped Bruce Wayne and texted Scarecrow to meet her: "Alright Brucie Boy, you're probably wondering why I kidnapped you, and don't worry! It's not for anything "villainous" or the like. You might not remember it but I remember me and you being in med school together along with Crane and I thought we could form a club since we never got to start one in school since you dipped in the middle of the year!"

Scarecrow who just walked in: "That's seriously why we're here? I thought you needed my help. You said it was urgent."

Harley holding up a tote bag: "It is urgent! I made t-shirts and I need to know if they fit!"

Bruce who honestly just wanted a nap: "Let's just see the shirts Quinzel."

Scarecrow: You're actually going along with this!?"

Bruce raising a brow and looking down at the rooes that are binding him to a chair: "I don't have much of a choice..."

Scarecrow: "...Fair point. Okay Harley show us the shirts."

Harley pulls out a crop top shirt proudly, it's half red, half black that has 'OFFICIAL FUCK FREUD CLUB' on the chest: "I got em personalized! Bruce gets a black turtleneck because he was the soft goth boy in med school and he's still a little goth baby. John you get a flannel that has the sayin' on the back! Aren't they cute?"

Bruce remembering how much he hated Freud and having to listen to his methods and ideas in school, and how he, Harley, and John would shit talk him in their study group: "Okay I actually love this idea and the shirts."

Scarecrow trying to hide how touched he is: "You got me flannel?"

[the-bi-bilingual]

Scarecrow, after 3 hours of group bitching: I still cant believe you're willing to do this- Harleen and I are Super Villains now!

Bruce, having been untied and drinking the Irish coffee Harly brought out: A) I have never had any sense of self preservation-

Harley: Which we remember vividly!

Bruce: -and B) I run a multimillion dollar company while having at least 5 kids; you dont know how much chaos I have to put up with on a daily basis. This is a vacation by comparison.

Harley: Wait - what do you mean by "at least" 5 kids???

[canon-adjacent]

Bruce: I do not adopt these children. They adopt me.

Harley: Okay you have to be bullshitting me.

Bruce: One day a blonde one named Stephanie just showed up at my house with my middle child saying they were dating, they broke up like a month later but she hasn’t left yet.

Harley: ...honey I’m pretty sure that’s a home invasion-

Bruce: I mean my butler did give her a room and I offered to adopt her, but she refused that...however she’s still there and stealing my coffee every week so I don’t know.

Harley: ...why-

Bruce: Her Father’s Cluemaster.

Harley: Oh FUCK that guy. Yeah, give that poor sweetie some hugs and a college education, stat.

Harley: *pulls out a massive fucking psychology textbook*

Harley: In the meantime let’s talk about your rampant abandonment issues and repressed desire for a family!

Bruce: Oh christ not again.

Scarecrow: Finally! Time to get to the fun part!

[sindri42]

Harley knows full well that Bruce is Batman but enjoys the game too much to ruin it by saying anything out loud.

Scarecrow still has no idea, and does not notice the striking similarity between the array of orphans at Wayne Manor and the costumed children running around the city with weapons every night.

[person-a1]

Bruce in the group chat: Oh no, it’d be such a shame if I were kidnapped at 10am this Friday, that’s FRIDAY MAY 14th at TEN AM

Scarecrow: don’t you have a meeting with Lex Corp?

Bruce: ...no, I was just thinking it be a great time for a OFFC meeting?

Scarecrow: ...

Harley: I’ll bring the mimosas!!!

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

The Batfamily is great…but Rogues make brain go brrr

[riddlemethisbatboy]

Anyways if this uh. Doesn't curse me into another round of block, I do intend on coming back.

What you've missed is; I've got 1 book in the cover art phase of publishing and one in the first draft manuscript phase, and I actually have really enjoyed re-reading my writing on this blog.

I used to have such a passion for this Fandom. I still love it deeply, too. Mostly the reason I love it to this day is people like you who ask such interesting questions, even if they boil down to:

"Reader and Character go shopping. Character 'accidentally' shoplifts so reader goes back to pay. No one gets hurt."

Or

"I want to see this scenario I've had in my head for weeks can you write it for me?"

You guys are creative and lovely.

[riddlemethisbatboy]

Do you have pronouns

See. Theres this thing. I think im NB but I float around the gender experience quite often.

Maybe one day you feel like a chicken salad, that's awesome. You chill as a salad for like 2 or 3 days but you don't wanna be a chicken salad forever. So instead the next few days youre a turkey sandwich!

Well, once that turkey sandwich feeling wears off, sometimes there's a hole left and its like. I gotta change this because I dont like that label rn,

But lately I've been feeling like a flying spaghetti monster.

Anyways theatrics aside I use she/they/he pronouns.

[riddlemethisbatboy]

What are your fandoms

DC! If you ask nice enough maybe even Marvel.

[riddlemethisbatboy]

I’m black and I’m proud and it will always stay that way

Stay strong stay proud and know you're loved boo! Idk why this was sent to me but I lovee you and admire your pride 😍💕

[glumshoe]

every time I injure myself I hear an unwelcome little echo in the back of my head going “be careful of your skin... be careful of the outside covering of your body”

[glumshoe]

[why-i-love-comics]

DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1 - “Masks” (2021)

written by Ram V art by Audrey Mok & Jordie Bellaire

[lady-stirling]

LIAN???? LIAN HARPER ALL GROWN-UP??? 😳

[gotham-memes]

A new dose of memes direct to ur bloodstream

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Batman: The Animated Series || Lock-Up

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Help me pay my mother’s 4k medical bill (and stick it to Walmart while you’re at it)

Hello masters of spook, I really don’t know any other way to ask this, but we (my mother and I) need help. Not too long ago she had what can only be described as a major panic attack, with the possibility of stroke (we can’t rule it out) She was shopping at Walmart for a shut in friend when it happened and the employees were absolutely awful to her, no one even came with the code was called over the intercom. She got more help from other customers, than Walmart – and “wally world” isn’t gonna pay a dime of her bill. She had to take an ambulance about a block away to the ER and was alone for her time there, my dad refused to go back and find her (that’s a long story) and only my brother came to her help. I was out of town at the time, otherwise I would have been at her side too. I feel really guilty about not being there, and this is my way of helping.

Her bill is 4k and some number. Right now I’m trying to do this in secret to surprise her, as I don’t really know she wants a gofundme or to even make it public on facebook. If you could send some money to either my paypal, or my kofi (the latter earns you a request of any type of content, from edits to headcanons or drabbles) it would mean a a hella lot.

If you’ve ever enjoyed my content, my memes, my headcanons or my edits, please consider donating, even one dollar would mean the world This as caused her a lot of anxiety and I worry, all I want to do is help.

https://paypal.me/MistressOfFear?locale.x=en_US

https://ko-fi.com/mistressoffear

[riddlemethisbatboy]

Here kids have some memes