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REQUESTS OPEN 24 | they/them MINORS DNI

[riddlerxl]

Rules:

THIS ACCOUNT IS 18+ !!! MINORS DNI

You can request: one shots, imagines, drabbles, headcanons, and anything that may come to your mind.

I mainly write in the perspective of a gender neutral afab!reader but don’t feel scared to ask me to write anything else!

I WILL NOT WRITE:

Non-Con, CNC, anything under that category

Piss kink, scat fetish, foot fetish, etc.

DDLG/DDLB/etc.

ANY age play

Incest

Beastiality

LARGE age gaps* (most I’m comfortable writing is an 8 year age gap where you meet as adults ANYTHING higher or under different circumstances … I am not comfortable)

That’s all I can think of for now. But I’ll update

WHAT I WRITE:

Riddler (The Batman 2022)

Calvin Weir-Fields

Pierre Bezukhov

Burt Fabelman

More to come later 🥸

MASTERLIST

[riddlerxl]

Seeing The Riddler from The Batman (2022) is like seeing an ex.

[riddlerxl]

ik I haven’t written fics in a long long time but I kind of wanna drop my old drafts and ideas from 2022-2023 which were just riddler fics and also an unpublished vigilante fic. Lmk <3

[riddlerxl]

i constantly fantasize about having a long term modest relationship with burt fabelman in which we don't fuck until marriage and the second we're alone together after our wedding we fuck like horny rabbits. like everyday on sight we maul each others privates. like on the kitchen counter, on he desk, against the wall, in the shower, against the front door immediately upon getting home. also he would have an intense breeding kink and be surprisingly very dominant but still soft. he would also give the best aftercare, kissing and cuddling and squeezing his partner as he kisses them sweetly, then gives them a warm bath.

this is weird considering i'm pro premarital sex all the way

i've been savin this one in the asks for a while. this is like a holy bible to me. i think about this all the time. no matter where i am, this ask pops into my head. i need to be castrated.

[riddlerxl]

Still thinking about u beefaroni, this is in my mind 24/7.

[riddlerxl]

RIDDLER NATION WAKE UP POSSIBLE RIDDLER SPIN OFF SHOW IN THE WORKS

[riddlerxl]

[riddlerxl]

RIDDLER NATION WAKE UP POSSIBLE RIDDLER SPIN OFF SHOW IN THE WORKS

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me in deep dark dungeon: aw man I can't see shi and my flashlight is dead

the humble oual dano whom I met at the cave cravling around walls like a bug:

[lazyartistunderscore]

Please draw the riddler dying in a glue trap (important)

i got u

[lazyartistunderscore]

Hello?? is this thing on? -<?>

[cannedbeefaroni]

Imagine having a stoner computer nerd roommate who has a rickety gaming setup on a folding table that takes up most of your shared room. There’s transformers everywhere and there’s no bed frame. They try to explain megaman lore to you in excessive detail while you’re just trying to sit on the couch and eat breakfast off of an upside down plastic bin turned makeshift coffee table.

Now imagine this person has a huge penis

[riddlerxl]

Cannedbeefaroni forever a foundation of danonation

[cannedbeefaroni]

thoughts on college professor calvin weir fields x student DESPERATE to get an A?

Ok I know exactly what kind of professor Calvin would be.

As a professor, his ego would be massive but fragile. he'd feel washed up and underappreciated, having to teach so many students who don't know of nor like him as an author. the fragile ego of an older male artist turned teacher is a sight to beheld.

taking one of his classes would be one of the most frustrating tasks. when he first entered the profession, he was slightly more laid back, but throughout the years, he'd become progressively bitter. he's excessively critical over grammatical errors, and be quick to call anyone and everyone's writing lazy. instructions he'd give for assignments would be worded so unclear that each student would come up with completely unrelated results to one another. he's the kind of professor who'd make you cry, not because of how difficult his course is, but because of how unapologetically cold he is. of course, worst of all, his own books would be required material for the class.

if you were DESPERATE for an A, well i'm very sorry, but even if you sucked his cock, i don't think he'd give it to you. would he fuck a student? yeah. he def would. his morals are down the shitter and he's already a shitty professor. pussywhipping prof. weir-fields into giving you an A would be a SEMESTER LONG task. yes, he's easy, and he'd give it up in an instant, but you gotta really earn that A.

[riddlerxl]

People shocked after The Riddler, a known villain, does villainous shit

[riddlerxl]

Happy My Kink is Karma month 🎉

Six months since April and I AM doing better ‼️‼️

[riddlerxl]

This photo makes him look like he’s a fucking FNAF character

[riddlerxl]

Guys I’m back on my bullshit please send me asks 🥺🥺

[riddlerxl]

I'm just thinking about telling Burt,after being married for a year or so,that You really really want to have his children I know that if it's not right there then that very night he would fuck go until he feels numb, but he would fuck you with intent and a clear purpose: to breed you.

I mean he's a very caring partner always being loving and sweet towards you, that's why sex is always just for making you both feel good.

Now in this scenario he's pounding into your cunt with an objective, he would be a little more rougher about it a little more selfish, his hands would dip into the soft flesh of your thighs and hips, he would press you against the mattress with his bigger body and he would cum lots inisde you ,as much as he could ,all of that while whispering sweet lewd things in your ear with a slightly hoarse voice like "good girl , taking me so well" or "shhhh you can hold a little longer doll" and so all while you drool and whimper.

Idk this man makes me feral and I think he would be so dominant (in his kind way)pinning you down and trying to avoid his cum of leaking from your abused hole.

Too much text sorry 😔

The things I keep in my inbox… I believe this is a year old by now. But please have this amazing writing, danonation.

[faeryblade]