Quotes Yamato and Gai Didn’t Say

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Yamato: You realize it's been years since we've gone away, just the two of us?

Gai: I know. I can't wait. Fancy hotel room. The big bed.

Yamato: Yeah, we're going to sleep our asses off.

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Yamato: Coffee?

Gai: Black and strong like Luke Cage!

Yamato: I'm too tired to even be disturbed by that.

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Gai: Alright then, let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly, and engage in frenzied lovemaking.

Yamato: What if we don't fold our clothes at all?

Gai: Or... what if we fold them?

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Yamato, about Kakashi: I'm done enabling him. Like, this is HIS spot. And the thermostat has to be set to his comfort level even though he doesn't even live here and I'm always chilly.

Gai: Is that why you wear turtlenecks all the time?

Yamato: YES.

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Gai: Have you ever tried to juggle?

Yamato: Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.

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Gai: It feels different doesn't it?

Yamato: Breakfast?

Gai: Us! You. Me. Married. Different.

Yamato: Not really, we've been living together for a couple of years.

Gai: This piece of paper right here makes it different

Yamato: That's a mission report. And it’s overdue

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Kakashi: There's a reason I'm the best person

Tenzō: You know that's just a title for today right?

Kakashi: Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding.

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Tenzo: Hey, Best Man.

Kakashi: Hello, blushing bride.

Tenzo: I feel like I should hate that more.

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Prompts List

Hi everyone!!! Our event is just over two weeks away 🌼🌺🌼 and here are our prompts! We chose them from all of your lovely suggestions 🥰 Thank you so much for completing our interest check form!

In addition to the main prompt, each day has five alternative prompts. You can choose as many as you like or even combine them. Please see below for details!

Day 1 - August 5

🏃🏻‍♂️Training Buddies🤸🏻‍♂️

Alternative prompts: Trauma, Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover, Kakashi’s friends, Drinking buddies, Challenges

Day 2 - August 6

🌸🌼First Date🌼🌸

Alternative prompts: Sunflowers, The Most Romantic Date, Game Night, Study Date, Blind Date

Day 3 - August 7

✨💍Wedding💍✨

Alternative prompts: Enemies of Love, Meddling Friends, Tender Feelings, Yearning, Unexpected Soulmates

Link to the Rules & FAQ

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Gai: Dear, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend..

Yamato: Why do you think that?

Gai: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Gai, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

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August 5-7, 2022 – YamaGai Weekend!

We will be releasing our prompt list soon. Watch the space and spread the word!

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Yamato, attempting to flirt: Gai, all your facial parts are in the right places

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Gai: I am like a classic, I never go out of style.

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Gai: I know I'm in the dog house

Yamato: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house.

Gai: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area.

Gai:

Gai: Unless I'm in the pond...Sweetheart, am I in the pond?!

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Kakashi: Did you tell Tenzō about this?

Gai: No, I did not. I most certainly did not..

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Yamato: Where is Kakashi?

Gai: My rival is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek! So hip T~T

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Gai: My love, I just made a major epiphany! You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Gai, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.

Yamato: I think that's a very mature thought, Gai-san

Gai: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my rival!