horsin’ around

|| stupid cowboy blog | 18+ || || he/him | asks open ||

[ride-a-stallion]

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆.”

⋆˖°.𖤓𓄀🂾𐚁𓃗.°˖⋆

intro

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﹒　𓊆†𓊇　⏖　lawrence/law　｡　　﹗

➴　﹒　𐄑　🏳️‍⚧️　: he / him

﹕　⚙︎　┄ ┃18+┃potentially (?) nsfw blog

➴　﹒　𐄑　⃠weirdos dni - 𓃗

﹕　dms closed : ✯　┄　asks open ﹒

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hi, i’m lawrence. i’m trying to stay as anonymous as possible to avoid any potential irls or oomfs from my main account finding this one. っ ̯ -｡

basics about me

cowboys, forests and rain are my thing. i love the idea of running away to live in the woods, however weird that might sound. i enjoy listening to music and learning about cults. i’d sell my soul for a nice pair of boots.

i’ve been putting off making this blog for weeks out of pure embarrassment, so that’s why i’ve decided to reveal absolutely nothing about myself other than my name and a couple things i like (i am 18+, i’m not stating my specific age). being found out and having someone close to me, either online or in real life, know about my personal thoughts and feelings freaks me out.

i’m probably going to just post any random ideas i have on here, but asks of any kind are always welcome. (please, send me any kind of fantasy or dirty thoughts and i’ll try my best to respond well 🥹) however, i will not respond to dms. i’m paranoid, sorry.

a little more about me before i go -

i’m pansexual (?) - i find almost everyone attractive but i’m more drawn to masculinity than anything else, i’m a switch but mainly a sub, i will do anything to be considered someone’s puppy, and i’m always open to trying different things. i’m sounding desperate at this point, but ya boy is craving asks. ᵕ᷄≀ ̠ᵕ᷅

thank you for reading, i’ll post whenever i feel like it.

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[paws-atyou]

"good boy" "that's my pretty boy" "you did so well for me" "awwww im so proud of you puppy" "cmere puppy" "hi sweet boy" "good mutt" "that's it, be my good boy" mmmmfmfmfghhhggmmm..,,,,

[swagdogfag]

who up yearning 🤣🤣🤣🤣 who up waiting for someone that'll never like them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cruel-hiraeth]

balls slapping against your ass; balls slapping against your clit; balls slapping against your chin; balls—

[ride-a-stallion]

puppy wants attention puppy wantss

for people to take their frustrations out on him in any way they see fit

and then to be taken care of gently and softly after he’s been used by having his head scratched and his back rubbed while he’s still shaking

type yes to affirm

[stupid-deer]

cannot stop thinking about men holding my thighs open god it’s making me fucking quiver

[ride-a-stallion]

might go and get dental fangs in a few months if i can hype myself up for it

all the better to bite you with or whatever

ough…. i need to bite some biceps…or thighs…. or stomachs… any big bicep thigh or stomach people out there..

[poast-bot]

horses are like a type of bug if you think about it

[ride-a-stallion]

as well as being a cowboy i’d like to be a clown . or a vampire.

hmm…

it’s not going to honk itself

[ride-a-stallion]

i’m cramping so bad ow ow ow someone fix me

[kboone]

domestic forcemasc…

“Why are you wearing that towel around your chest? Put it around your waist, you’ve got nothing to be ashamed of”

“You can wear my clothes while I’m doing your laundry, you look good in them anyway”

“I can cut your hair for you at home, it’s cheaper than going to the barber— I’ll make you look handsome, don’t worry”

Idk lol would be nice

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[melxbxbi]

would u mind if i maybe humped my pillow to the thought of u

[ride-a-stallion]

log cabin porch with a railing and another cowboy who loves me very much

log cabin porch with a railing where i sit and another cowboy who loves me very much stands behind me gropes me and presses himself against my back and whines in my ear for my permission to let him use me

type yes to affirm

[pinningbutterflies]

I love porch sex so fuckin much…it’s alright, sugar, no one can hear us here. And it’s so goddamn beautiful out here, it would be a pain to move this inside and miss a good sunset. Almost as beautiful as you, eh?

[ride-a-stallion]

log cabin porch with a railing and another cowboy who loves me very much

log cabin porch with a railing where i sit and another cowboy who loves me very much stands behind me gropes me and presses himself against my back and whines in my ear for my permission to let him use me

type yes to affirm

[ride-a-stallion]

dogboy not as in little cute puppy dogboy as in big rabid dog why haven’t they put me down yet

wouldn’t mind being someone’s puppy though