*bites through your ankles*

maybe survive off the bodies of the fallen and you'll feel better

[ridleysuggestions]

[yorickest-deactivated20260117]

not wholly endorsed but I am often thinking of this image

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Can i just chill today i was just born

[striders]

So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy

[mu-te33]

He's just a silly guy

[charl0ttan]

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

[josiecakez]

the funniest part about metroid is that ridley is a completely sentient/human level intelligence but he just acts like that cause he's a hater and an asshole

[ridleysuggestions]

babies love bein put in little jars and shaken all over the place, actually #truth #realfacts

[rubberhoze]

[gentle-hero-blog]

i love love love kraidley art so much and also this is all i can think of whenever i see it

[ridleysuggestions]

best way to be a pacifist is to pass a fist through someone's skull

[mu-te33]

I love that Ridley calls the Chozo "old geezers"

[oe6]

[triangleguy]

[ridleysuggestions]

good luck with the home invasion from the guy who watches ya sleep tonight

[ridleysuggestions]

it’s real easy to have a good time AND save the environment

[ridleysuggestions]

just kill a billionaire