Hey I thought I should probably make a pinned post at some point:
Howdy! I'm a motormouth with no self control around reblogs.
He/him. Male. Tranny/birthday boy/transandrobro, bisexual faggot, yank, and only a cracker on a technicality.
Call me by your canine of choice. Or apex predator in general, I'm not picky
Adult. 👍
Irredeemably horny, often will reblog horndog stuff. That's what #birthday boy wishlist is for. Block that if you need to. This is also relevant for my sideblog, which will not be named here (but it probably shouldn't be hard to put 2 + 2 together once I reblog from you there).
Sorry if I reblog a storm from you, I just do that sometimes.
I will also warn you: occasionally I do bad writing. That's what #rambling writes, #oc time, and #how not to worldbuild are all about.
Just assume I run contrary to your DNIs. I'm not a bigot but I somehow keep getting past fandom-based DNIs without either party noticing.
There's also a non-zero chance I accidentally followed your blog scrolling through a tag. Sometimes you just hit the wrong place when you're scrolling. Sorry!
Speaking of which, no DNIs here. If I don't like you I'll just block you. I'd prefer if minors didn't interact (see: irredeemably horny), but I can't expect everyone to read pinned for a one-off "well that's the first reblog I've seen without the unfunny addition" reblog.
Pro-ship, lover of darkships. I have my preferences and would really rather not engage with some of the darkness, but I'm not gonna shame anyone unless they honest to god undeniably hurt someone irl.
Transmisogny is real, transandrophobia is real, TME/TMA is bioessentialist garbage, AFAB/AMAB ain't for the perisex to use, any pronoun can be used by anyone who wants to use them, and queerness doesn't exempt you from being a bigot.
Fandom on main. I refuse to explain myself.
That is all!


















