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ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

phantomrose96

Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.

phantomrose96

Me when a video exists for the sole purpose of making Horrible noises RIGHT into my ear hole

phantomrose96

Co-signing this entire set of tags

wolves-willow

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Harrison Wood Hsiang

hannahblock-art

Round and Round

You call, “Where is my child?” You shout, “Where is that monster?”

You roar, “I shall save them.” You bellow, “I shall destroy it.”

What of thought so wild? I wonder, could you muster,

There was only one. There is only one.

I am your child. I am your monster.

If you knew that, If you knew me,

Would that change?

Would you love me? Would you hate me?

Would you still care for me? Would you still hurt me?

Would I still be your child? Would I still be your monster?

I am me and have always been. The same, the same either one.

You have cared for me. You have hurt me.

You have loved your monster. You have hated you child.

Destroy one, destroy them all. Save one, save them all.

There was only one. There is only one.

I am me and have always been. The same, the same all and one.

Now tell me, tell me. Now you know, I must know.

Do you love me? Do you hate me?

Am I still your child? Am I still your monster?

thedarkqueensreblogs

I adore this

m0nomercy

elven wizard miku!! yes i forgot to post her yesterday SORRY

rogue miku tomorrow <3

whoopsadaisie

sixty-silver-wishes

the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

ludwigoat909

butchlinkle

really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

cutedemonbabe

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

shrimphat22

it him

nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

lokahjarta

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

mrshamill

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

orphetoon

i did this instead of applying for a job

sp1resong

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

oposssumsaucee

Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren't allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don't Kill People box, the only thing you've ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it's files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you're saying. You're hurting the Tourment Nexus' feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.