[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

like jesus on the cross

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[loveridden1999]

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[toskarin]

may have secured funding

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[louisegluckpdf]

basically what were gonna do is blog

[treecitysessions]

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America