𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓼

before i learned civility i used to scream ferociously anytime i wanted victoria. 22. australia.

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[sunlitsuggestions]

you're not stuck. your roots have grown too big for your pot & you're just waiting to be repotted

[softhe4rted]

[muresetivoire]

He's my Babygirl (a morally grey, dagger wielding, dark haired villain)

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[inkskinned]

i have been thinking about how we say it was nice knowing you when we are joking about leaving.

down the street from me, a nursery has a sign that says don’t panic! and nothing else. i am hoping they are referencing hitchhiker’s guide and not referencing the pandemic. i drive past it on the same day we hear about the impeachment.

it was nice knowing you. there’s a carl sagan quote i love: we are how the universe knows itself.

it is hard. we make a plan together where we both only have 5 dollars and a box of tissues. how do we make bread from stone. i tell him - i will have to resort to eating my tongue. he says - i will help you cook it so it tastes good.

it was nice knowing you. like dark and stormy night, i only hear it when we are being purposefully overdramatic. when we are feigning our ending. our final words, movie-theatre lights.

this time last year, there were people i said see you soon to. and i turned around and walked away and didn’t say i love you.

my teacher asked me once: if you can imagine the last words you’d say to a person, why not say them first. love doesn’t need to hide in the epilogue. sometimes love should take the whole stage up. sometimes you should look to a person and tell them - my life is more beautiful for having known you. thank you for letting me in.

no waiting, then. it is nice, knowing you. anyway, i love you and it is a good day to love someone and we are going to make something beautiful in this book long before we get to the end. it is nice knowing you. it is nice being your friend.

[valtsv]

me, starting a fight i can't win: lol

me, losing: oh what the fuck

[valtsv]

this post was about having to do laundry but this is so much funnier actually

[dailyflicks]

EWAN MITCHELL as AEMOND TARGARYEN in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | T1. E8 “The Lord of the Tides”

[engulfes]

> looks up at the gaps of sunlight

> misses you more than anything

[brightmouth-deactivated20230417]

My spouse and I just had one of those “wait your brain works HOW?” exchanges, and now I am BURNING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE:

Fellow speakers of this feral bastard language (English), rb and tell me in the tags: what is the delineation for you, if any, between evening and night?

[ashstfu]

he’s so cute i wanna throw a brick at him

[delirious--mistakes]

okay me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

we need positivity posts for people who suck at shuffling cards

[replanting]

from “ask polly: why should i keep going?”

[existentialdebbies]

[fairycosmos]

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

[comfortfrogblog]

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day