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@doctor-gold
pinksniperrifle:
doctor-gold:
[Joel grumbles and leans against Ray in return] Just, enjoy your party. Today is your day alright?
Alright. [Ray gives him half a smile and then leans up quickly to press a kiss to the corner of Joel’s mouth, settling himself back against Joel’s side like it hadn’t happened.] I won’t go jumping out of a window.
Good. That would have been a problem if you did.
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
[Geoff just laughs] I blame Alzheimer’s.
[Ray leans against Joel momentarily, in place of a hug. The party is full of people he knows but he still tends to hold back over-affectionate moves in public] It’s alright, I remembered for you.
[He shakes his head at Geoff, refusing to agree. But it’s tough not to laugh at all.]
[Joel grumbles and leans against Ray in return] Just, enjoy your party. Today is your day alright?
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
I mean I helped but he did most of the planning this time around.
You’d think after the last time you’d at least set a reminder in your phone, that’s how I remembered mine. Geoff he forgot his own birthday! Twice!
Hey! I probably had a patient or something and forgot to put it in my phone! Not my fault!
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Yeah but it’s good for you to expand your horizons from time to time kiddo! Besides Joel put in a lot of work on this.
You forgot again? That’s like two years in a row.
– I thought it was you. [Now Ray looks conflicted]
Hey in my defence I’ve been busy.
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Uhhh…cuz it’s your birthday?
How come you can be grumpy on your birthday but I get shit if I’m grumpy on mine?
Geoff, I am the opposite of a party person.
......Wait what?............
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Exactly. And today is not one of them.
Well you’d better make sure you’re not grumpy tomorrow.
[Ray sighs, exasperated.] Why a party?
Tomorrow isn’t your birthday. I can be grumpy then if I want to.
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
When has this crew ever done something ‘safe’ when we could do something fun?
So I should return the present I got for you for tomorrow, then?
[Ray sighs at the lack of safety] Not often enough.
I’m not grumpy currently.
pinksniperrifle:
What? I’m not listening, your old man voice is so hard to hear, Joel–
So you basically locked everyone in here, then? That can’t be fire safe.
Cranky old men don’t get birthday presents.
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Soon. Soon you will be old like us. We’ll pick out a cane for you later.
I might be able to jump out of a window and fix both problems, actually.
You don’t even use a cane, Geoff.
Hey! I don’t use a cane either!
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Do you know how often Joel and I agree on shit lately? Not often. So fuck you, fight us, happy birthday.
There’s a line being crossed here. I should just walk away.
Thanks I guess?
Yeah and that line is you getting a year older. Sadly you can’t walk away from that or this party.
I think this is kind of excessive. It’s just a birthday.
Fuck you fight us. Also happy birthday.
overkilljones:
pinksniperrifle:
What’s the point in that happening right before? You can’t use any of it…
Fuck you I don’t work for you. I’ll end the world when I wanna end it.
It’s the principle of the matter Ray. I’d be right. And Fuck you too Michael.
overkilljones:
pinksniperrifle:
doctor-gold:
No. I’m just worried the world is going to end even sooner than I thought….I had good money on next tuesday too.
Please stop making bets about when the world is gonna end.
All I’m hearing is ‘yeah, you should have started a fight’…. ‘or at least the end of the world.’
But one of these days I’ll be right. And then I’ll be the richest man in the world just before we die....and Michael. End the world next Tuesday.
overkilljones:
[Michael seems to be in peak health, without excess injuries, and with such a smirk on his face.]
Well yeah, some birthday traditions are supposed to be broken, right? Every time I start a fight on my birthday someone freaks out about my nose or my fingers or whatever else gets cut or split or broken or whatever. Would you rather I did go get slit?
No. I’m just worried the world is going to end even sooner than I thought....I had good money on next tuesday too.
righthandbeardo:
doctor-gold :
Joel can’t help but laugh. Oh Ray is so going to get questions about Ryan’s flirting. He wasn’t jealous, but who says checkered shoes are a ‘good fit’ for someone’s feet? Christ it’s good that Jack thinks Geoff is probably choosing Caleb. Kid can at least help them plan with minimal death. When Joel is able to calm his laughter down to some giggles he nods. “Juniors it is. Christ you have to tell me more.”
Jack keeps his attention briefly on the road, ready to grab the wheel should Joel start to swerve from laughing. He’s not dying today. When it’s clear they’re safe, his attention returns to his phone. “He asked for advice once on how to tell Gavin that he thought Gold looks good on him. But he asked by saying ‘how do I tell him that if he was inside a bank I’d rob it purely for his monetary value’.”
Joel loses it again. What the fuck sort of line was that? Holy shit. Did Mr Stab-kill-kill seriously... “Oh my fucking god what a dork!” Joel managed to choke out between the laughs. “Oh god that’s fucking awesome.”
righthandbeardo:
doctor-gold :
“Agreed. If. Right now though I’m safe and in good standing all around if I’m going to be the best man. Who’d Geoff get to be his?” Joel says as he shakes his head. He just hoped the had chosen someone stable enough to not start a fight during the ceremony. “Oh I want to hear about this. Was it a total train wreck? And do we still want to go there and drink now that you’ve told me or do you want to go somewhere else?” Joel pulls out of the parking lot getting ready to head off towards Juniors just in case he still wanted to drink.
“I don’t know. I.. I don’t know if he’s told anyone either? I’m willing to bet it’d be Caleb though.” Jack groans. “It was. Anytime Ryan’s involved with anything romantic it might as well be a slow burn drama. It’s so god damn bad. I’m pretty sure I heard him one call Ray’s checkered shoes ‘a good fit for his feet’. I-.. I don’t know. Probably still Junior’s? It’s the safest spot in town for me.”
Joel can’t help but laugh. Oh Ray is so going to get questions about Ryan’s flirting. He wasn’t jealous, but who says checkered shoes are a ‘good fit’ for someone’s feet? Christ it’s good that Jack thinks Geoff is probably choosing Caleb. Kid can at least help them plan with minimal death. When Joel is able to calm his laughter down to some giggles he nods. “Juniors it is. Christ you have to tell me more.”
righthandbeardo:
doctor-gold :
“Oh please I’m about as scared of Geoff as I am Gus. I already know they can both kill me whenever and get away with it. But at least I know Ray would avenge me if Geoff killed me.” Joel said with a grin as he pulled into a parking lot. “Nope. But can you really imagine him flirting? Or any of your kids?….Also where were we going again? I feel like we’ve been driving for forever and I completely forgot where we were going.”
“That’s if he killed you.” Jack mentally takes note that apparently Gus places higher than Geoff. Can’t use Ray to take him out if he should ever turn on them. Maybe Michael? Not important, edit the file later to add Ray to the impossible column. “I’ve seen it and I don’t want to think about it. Junior’s. We were supposed to be going to junior’s because I wanted to be way drunker when I asked and admitted I’d told Michael first.”
“Agreed. If. Right now though I’m safe and in good standing all around if I’m going to be the best man. Who’d Geoff get to be his?” Joel says as he shakes his head. He just hoped the had chosen someone stable enough to not start a fight during the ceremony. “Oh I want to hear about this. Was it a total train wreck? And do we still want to go there and drink now that you’ve told me or do you want to go somewhere else?” Joel pulls out of the parking lot getting ready to head off towards Juniors just in case he still wanted to drink.
