Mimihagi-sama

I am the right hand of God

[callmenephila]

“Rumor has it that superstar auror Harry Potter finally agreed to pose for the now famed November issue of The Quibbler only if a certain amount of the month’s proceeds went to charity.”

[breathofmine-deactivated2019073]

[luciferfemme-deactivated2021122]

[seductresses-temple]

[daddiesdrarryy]

Holy-

[righthandmimihagi]

I meed more of this

[drarry-imagines]

All Malfoy's are Bottoms. Discuss.

Umm duh. A whole generation of blond twinks and they’re tops?? we know they bottoming 24/7, or they are disowned. It’s in their nature. Because if you think that Narcissa doesn’t own that strap-on you’re very very very wrong.

[righthandmimihagi]

I fucking love this

[yumenouveau]

Someone fire tumbridge please

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

TUMBRIDGE

[righthandmimihagi]

I am forever ashamed of myself after finding out that I was following a blog that endorsed violence and guns. I'm gonna go sit on a corner before anyone tell me to.

[aqua-regia009]

In the Quiet Tones of Night (Detail), 2015 - Lindsey Kustusch

[righthandmimihagi]

I'm sorry if I ever followed any drarry tumblr, it was never my intention

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[righthandmimihagi]

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

[bitchyblue]

[avatarsymbolism]

I mean this isn’t the only thing on my blog that was flagged but…really tumblr? 

Zuko: ponytail.  Tumblr: head titty. 

[avatarsymbolism]

WAIT! TUMBLR, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU THINK ZUKO’S SCAR IS A NIPPLE!

[science-fiction-is-real]

the nipple from which honor is milked.

[righthandmimihagi]

Everybody is standing with their blog until the very 17th like brave sinking ship captains.

Meanwhile this boy nuked his NSFW blog because he's too proud to see it get nuked by tumblr lol.

If that doesn't spell Slytherin I don't know what does 🐍

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

@staff the fuck is wrong with you

[fluidityandgiggles]

Tumblr: Because why address the truly serious problems, like nazis on the website, when you can ban the tiddies.

Come on @staff you can’t be serious

[frostedej]

@staff

[righthandmimihagi]

Have you anything to say for yourself, @staff?

[righthandmimihagi]

NSFW My cleavage is too pronounced

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[righthandmimihagi]

HA!

[righthandmimihagi]

Guys GUYS! You wanna get back at tumblr for banning and deleting NSFW pages?

Go to their app store page and change your rating to one star ⭐

I know the apple app store doesn't have it anymore but you're like me and have android then do just that.

[salty-red-mage]

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech