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you think you can hurt me? I set my status to do not disturb knowing full well ain’t nobody gonna disturb me

Bruh our math teacher was like, if statement a is true then WAD, and then asked us what WAD stood for. Apparently it stood for “we are done” but I really wanted to say “wet ass dick” and u can’t blame me

#funny #humor #inappropriate #you cant blame me #shitpost #post #math #wap #wad #wad am i doing

Elementary school teaches you “this thing” happens

Middle school teaches you “this thing” isn’t the full truth

High school teaches you what happened instead of “this thing”

College teaches you what happened instead of “this thing” except you already know what happened

Real life teaches you “this thing” literally doesn’t matter.

#textpost #funny #jk #stupid #humor #stilljk

no I do not have a pet named peeve quit asking

#textpost #funny #humor #jokes #shitpost #the tags aren’t actually true #laugh #please

what is the verb for archery does anybody know????? are you arching? Is Jimmy going to go archerying later tonight? How does one arch? Or maybe it’s shooting? But shooting could mean guns, basketballs, shooting your shot and being rejected. Shooting is so generic it gives as much of a description as saying “that one old white rich white dude in the senate”. I do not know the way of the arch.

#textpost #shitpost #writershelp #im not a writer im just confused #funny #humor #someone help

Apps these days may be popular and connect

teen people around the world, the connection

did cause bad effects. U can’t be using it and

not be pressured in any way. As people we have

come to a point where we rely on phones, & w/o

it, we can’t survive. We are in our homes like

sewer rats, not leaving. People need to go out

side more, and enjoy the world.

Now read the first word of each line