EXPLAIN THIS BROT3 IN DEATIL FOR ME PLEASE
YES OKAY HERE HAVE SOME OIKAWA KUROO BOKUTO BROT3
The way I can kinda put it in words is,
Bokuto + Kuroo are the don’t invite them to the party duo because whatever they do will probably end up as a mess (they’re the ones that pull too many pranks every. single. time)
While Kuroo + Oikawa are much more calmer than Bo & Kuroo, they just talk a lot more shit, but you wouldn’t want to be with them in the party either because they get into trivial petty competitive as hell with each other (look at canon)
Also they’re both big memes when they’re together
So when you put Bokuto, Kuroo, and Oikawa in the same room together it’s like the whole building burns down.
Oikawa calls Bokuto “Bo-chan” & Kuroo “pervert-cat man-chan” or “Tetsu-chan”
KUROO’S AND BOKUTO’S NICKNAME FOR OIKAWA IS PRINCESS
The 3 of them are texting buddies, and have a group chat dedicated for the 3 of them.
They keep each other updated with volleyball matches (and Oikawa spills his salt over Ushiwaka to them both constantly to the point where Kuroo and Bokuto end up calling Ushijima Ushiwaka too)
Kuroo suggests that they should go egg Ushiwaka’s house as a joke but then Bokuto and Oikawa scream “LET’S DO IT” and there they go wearing black suits an hats at night with a dozen eggs each, throwing them at Ushiwaka’s house. Except, it’s not Ushiwaka’s HOUSE.
They’re always getting in-trouble when they’re together and Oikawa last minute always tries to get out of it like “What? ME? With these two? I never” And Kuroo and Bokuto get so offended Oikawa would try to call it quits lmao
They also get together maybe once a month and have sleepovers where they play just dance (thank you @samanthastral) and it gets real competitive af beware they all have menacing expressions on when they play just dance
At the sleep overs Bokuto suggest that they should do each others hair and that would be a mess. Oikawa tries to fix the tragedy that is Kuroo’s hair (it doesn’t work all the gel he uses only makes it stronger) Bokuto tries to make Oikawa’s hair ‘cooler’ and by cooler he means he puts pink streaks in his hair and gels everything upwards (almost like his hair) and Kuroo brow dries Bokuto’s hair down and fuck it just looks good. In the end there’s tears and screaming.
In the sleep overs Oikawa makes them take 16 maganize quizzes, and try his facials with him (he says it’s bc he’s trying to do good in this world by helping his two friends out a bit with their looks) Bokuto & Kuroo actually end up loving facial mask and steal some of Oikawa’s before they go.
Oikawa complains to Bokuto and Kuroo and the two of them call Iwaizumi like “Please take you’re whiny baby off our hands” Iwaizumi’s like “no keep him” and hangs up.
They all go shopping, and before they go in the store Bokuto and Kuroo make a bet to see which is the ugliest shirt Oikawa will actually buy from the store (They tease Oikawa way too much)
Imagine a training camp with their schools and Karasuno and Oikawa’s like “Karasuno’s captain is so fake. I know he wants to blow up sometimes” Kuroo: “You should talk” Oikawa: “Let’s try to get him mad” Kuroo: “You’re evil” Bokuto: “I’m in let’s do it!”
Or also, Kuroo and Bokuto hold up two water guns to Oikawa and grin. They chase him down trying to get him soak and “ruin his hair”
So the 3 of them have fun and all, get in trouble, give everyone else around them headaches but they all also have really deep convos and heart to hearts.
They encourage each other to keep following their dreams, and volleyball goals. Kuroo always gives them suggestions on how to better their skills, and Oikawa tries to read their teams weak points and help them out, while Bokuto tells them “try to block my serves” as a way to practice.
Sometimes they talk about their crushes on Iwa-chan, Kenma and Akaashi and argue over who’s the cutest of the 3. (these arguments get heated and sometimes end in intense pillow fights)
Kuroo has bad anxiety when it comes to his crush for Kenma because he’s scared of things changing between them, so Oikawa and Bokuto always try to ease his worries down.
Oikawa gets jealous af 99% of the times when girls try to talk to Iwa-chan for his number or something, so Bokuto and Kuroo always make up a plan to interrupt the girl and steal Iwaizumi away
Annnnnd Bokuto’s lucky. Kuroo and Oikawa both know Akaashi low key likes Bokuto, Bokuto is only one that doesn’t realize it so they stay quiet and Oikawa makes jokes how they’re like Beauty (Akaashi) and the Beast (Bokuto) all the time, and Kuroo’s like “beast in bed ay lmao”
Kuroo is the super romantic type believe it or not, and Oikawa and Bokuto laugh at him all the time because he’s super cliche and cheesy. They watch cheesy romantic movies together just to make fun of it and laugh that Kuroo wants to do those things with Kenma like hold his hands under a full moon, write each other poems etc. (Kuroo blushes bc he knows it’s true)
And yes of course they’re teen boys so yes, they talk about sex and random kinks all the time too. Kuroo is probably the dirtiest of the 3 and is always the one to come up with random kinks he’d like to do with Kenma. Oikawa and Bokuto just stare at Kuroo in disgust with some of the things he comes up with
Bokuto is the one to call them at 3 am because he’s bored and wants someone to talk to
Bokuto is also the one to tall them at 7 in the morning because “HEY HEY HEY IT’S A NICE DAY OUT LET’S GO OUT AND TRY TO BLOCK MY SERVES” Kuroo’s a morning person but Oikawa is dying, so imagine Kuroo and Bokuto making a early trip to Oikawa’s just to wake him up in person
anyways, I am all here with BROTP OIKUROOBOKU you can just try to ask for scenarios and i can explain more about them BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ahah
