hello friend

[gaypeopletwitter]

[wigshewrote]

[saiasus]

[alexander]

Ohpinion

[joshsundquist]

[ampervadasz]

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

my guy out here trying to take a shit and you come in here with a video camera? pervert

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

[the-last-girl-scout]

It feels so surreal that I have to keep going to work and paying rent and stuff while the world is on fire

[the-last-girl-scout]

This apocalypse sucks.  I was promised more motorcycles.

[the-last-girl-scout]

Really vibing with that one Ursula K. Le Guin quote about “the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain” on this fine Sunday morning in this the foul year of our Lord 2020

[spitecho]

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[explainervideo]

Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.

[tacomel420]

me putting syrup on my waffles

[awkwordalex]

Me jumping to conclusions

[anduinsholydick]

Me chasing my dog around the apartment after I heard a suspicious crinkling noise coming from their mouth

[catchymemes]

[windownecromancy]

What fucking witchcraft is this 😂

[mxtomituck]

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[shanology]

[humorstar]

[logarto]

aardvarks are very good but what really charmed me about them was seeing them sleeping… theyre just so chilled out 

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

sloppy style

[whitepeopletwitter]

[30-minute-memes]

The truth about pets